The MEG

[RavenEye]

nice

 

[ironwez20]

Less campy trailer

 

[RIDDICK]

Ok, at least now I understand why US trailer is unavalable for me.
International trailer's tone is completely different. What the hell?

Anyway, it's a summer movie about a giant prehistoric shark. SOLD!

 

[Khev]

Less campy trailer

Much better.

 

[Caped Baldy]

Sharks (great whites in particular) have such a bad name but they are beautiful creatures with actual personalities and have been around for 400 million years.

 

[Khev]

Sharks (great whites in particular) have such a bad name but they are beautiful creatures with actual personalities and have been around for 400 million years.

You sound like a character in a shark movie who'd give that speech with their back turned to a large body of water. CHOMP!

 

[crows]

Caped Baldy sounds like this

 

[RavenEye]

Eh... even with less campy trailer still looks trash. But I reserve judgement for actual review in August.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Sharks (great whites in particular) have such a bad name but they are beautiful creatures with actual personalities and have been around for 400 million years.

And the scumbags cut their fins off and toss them back in.

 

[Caped Baldy]

But when sea levels rise and earth is flooded, you will have no choice but to serve your new aquatic overlords. I have been promised to be spared for eating as long as I fatten up and dress like a seal.

 

[crows]

But when sea levels rise and earth is flooded, you will have no choice but to serve your new aquatic overlords. I have been promised to be spared for eating as long as I fatten up and dress like a seal.

do you by any chance find sharks attractive?

 

[Snake Plissken]

But when sea levels rise and earth is flooded, you will have no choice but to serve your new aquatic overlords. I have been promised to be spared for eating as long as I fatten up and dress like a seal.

I don't know what those bastard sharks gonna do with you, might eat you I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time.

 

[RavenEye]

But when sea levels rise and earth is flooded, you will have no choice but to serve your new aquatic overlords.

 

[ironwez20]

Yea sharks are nice and everything.......until you're bleeding in the water. But rest assured global warming will free the megaladon and we must man up! It will be a war. No more beach summers.

 

[RavenEye]

Yea sharks are nice and everything.......until you're bleeding in the water. But rest assured global warming will free the megaladon and we must man up! It will be a war. No more beach summers.

I thought it was global cooling now..

 

[Snake Plissken]

Yea sharks are nice and everything.......until you're bleeding in the water. But rest assured global warming will free the megaladon and we must man up! It will be a war. No more beach summers.

I thought it was global cooling now..

Yeah like really. It's April and my balls are still in my stomach when I walk outside.

 

[ironwez20]

it's hot somewhere in the world






Like my pants

 

[RavenEye]

Yeah like really. It's April and my balls are still in my stomach when I walk outside.

NC weather... It's Spring and I have to wear a coat...

 

[Wor-Gar]

But rest assured global warming will free the megaladon

They are only 5,000 years old after all according to many people.

 

[RIDDICK]

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Yo, Deacon! What do you think about this shark movie? Does it look like ****?