Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales July 7, 2017

[MaulFan]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

So that was Will Turner's son from the looks of it.

If that's so, that would set this story roughly 15 years after the events of At World's End. Begs the question, will Jack have the Pearl back out of Blackbeard's bottle, since that movie seemed to probably take place 2-3 years after AWE at most. If it's Turner's son, I hope his presence has purpose and isn't just shoehorned in as an excuse to bring Will back.

Overall, for such a lengthy teaser, I found this video a bit boring, but I'm glad the movie still has momentum since it's taken so long to make.

 

[RIDDICK]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

If the young fella is indeed Will's son then it's been 20 years since "At World's End" because the actor is 27 years old and Turner may only step on land once every ten years.

 

[The Ween]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

Loved it!

 

[a-dev]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

Knew I recognised the bad guy, Javier Bardem - he looked pretty cool.

 

[EVILFACE]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

With the oh so original goo bubbling out of his mouth?

 

[ZaCHw117]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

I'm pretty stoked for this. Love Pirates! Was a cool surprise seeing the trailer during FTWD last night.

 

[RIDDICK]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

With the oh so original goo bubbling out of his mouth?

That's deoxygenated blood, by the way.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

That's deoxygenated blood, by the way.

So that's what happened to the Penguin in Batman Returns.

 

[RIDDICK]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

Nah, that was just Burton's ****ed up fetish.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

I wish I could say I liked it but it did nothing for me.

Maybe you're not a real human bean.

 

[GasparZizou]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

Maybe you're not a real human bean.

not enough v a p o u r w a v e in this movie.

 

[Mr. Green]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

"Johnny Depp should lose weight for this movie." - Fat Shamer

 

[GasparZizou]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

Fat shaming works.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

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not enough v a p o u r w a v e in this movie.

Have you seen The Guest (film)?

 

[GasparZizou]

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Have you seen The Guest (film)?

Yes, I liked it quite a bit.

I'm watching Only God Forgives tonight, I've been told that it's even better than Drive.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

Yes, I liked it quite a bit.

I'm watching Only God Forgives tonight, I've been told that it's even better than Drive.

I saw it when it came out, but I won't influence your viewing experience in any way by giving you my opinion, but I'm curious to see your rating/review later. Then I'll tell you what I think of the film

 

[GasparZizou]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

I saw it when it came out, but I won't influence your viewing experience in any way by giving you my opinion, but I'm curious to see your rating/review later. Then I'll tell you what I think of the film

Arre. Don't worry though, I'm not easy to influence anymore. The dawn of rotten tomatoes battle-hardened me.

 

[Johnny Utah]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

Only God Forgives is awful. So is The Neon Demon. Drive was a fluke.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

Only God Forgives is awful. So is The Neon Demon. Drive was a fluke.

Bronson was good too and I've heard good things about the Pusher trilogy.

I haven't seen The Neon Demon, but it seems Drive is going to be Nicolas Winding Refn's most mainstream film, even though it wasn't even that mainstream.

 

[averagejo]

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: July 7, 2017

I must be living under a rock. I just saw the trailer. Looks good. Looking forward to it.