Tomb Raider (3/16/18)

[RIDDICK]

Meaning twas an old Soviet theater with toilet built right behind the screen.

 

[Khev]

Well that must be pleasant having to constantly pray that no one gets explosive diarrhea during a quiet part of the movie, lol.

 

[crows]

Someone clearly hasn't seen Uwe Boll's masterpiece House of The Dead. The cinematography and acting put everything in Hollywood to shame, only casuals and simpletons don't appreciate Boll's film-making craft.

his movie Postal was actually pretty faithful and pretty funny

 

[Caped Baldy]

his movie Postal was actually pretty faithful and pretty funny

He is a true auteur.

I remember he posted that video telling everyone to **** off after his Rampage 3 kick starter failed.

 

[CallMeTheDoctor]

Only one in my theater, let's see how this goes.

 

[YoNoSe]

People want them big ol’ titties.

 

[CallMeTheDoctor]

Holy ****...that was spectacular. Going again next week with my niece. Definitely had some deep moments. Hell, one moment hit just as close as Galen and Jyn Erso.

Haven't seen a National Treasure flick in ages, but the only thing similar as to any other hunter or adventurer is the daddy issues.

Action wise, nothing mindblowing, but it all makes sense. Her physique and abilities, it all makes sense.

Lot of cool moments and a few good translations from game to film. If anything, Vikander did an AMAZING job. I'd take her over Jolie.

I give it a solid 8.5 as a chill flick. Going to buy it day 1 for sure.

 

[Khev]

I assume the color puzzle was something out of the game?

 

[crows]

Are there any nods to the Angelina Jolie movie?

 

[Khev]

Are there any nods to the Angelina Jolie movie?

Nothing that I noticed.

 

[CallMeTheDoctor]

I assume the color puzzle was something out of the game?

Actually none of the puzzles were similar to the game. Closest is maybe the puzzle rod thing.


And no, it doesn't reference anything to Jolie.

 

[Popnfresh98]

I love them too and I don't think this flick is like those. And Diane Kruger is much hawter than the Tomb Raider chick.

As for best video game movie, still Mortal Kombat.

Damn straight. *techno music intensifies*

It’s also funny how the *worst* video game movie is it’s sequel, MK: annihilation. And I don’t think anyone is ever going to take that crown...

 

[RIDDICK]

We just talked about "House of the Dead" and you still think MKA is the worst?

...

Also BloodRayne, The Legend of Chun-Li, Alone in The Dark, Silent Hill: Revelation, Max Payne.

 

[crows]

Damn straight. *techno music intensifies*

It’s also funny how the *worst* video game movie is it’s sequel, MK: annihilation. And I don’t think anyone is ever going to take that crown...

i think mario bros is worse,
at least MK: annihilation looks like the actual game and the characters look like the game and you can mute the movie and watch the fights

if you have a gamer party you can put MK: annihilation in the background on mute and you can have a semi faithful looking movie to entertain party goers

but mario bros didnt adapt the game at all. the movie ended the careers of the two directors, nothing looks like the game. it is boring. doesnt even have real dinosaurs,

 

[Popnfresh98]

Still think it’s the worst, perhaps because the fall off from the first was so bad leading to disappointment.

Also it didn’t even try to have a story, just a bunch of poorly directed fight scenes smooshed together with really bad writing that didn’t make sense.

All those other movies also majorly suck, but at least they had some semblance of plot, as bad as they were. Honestly I could never watch any of those again, we’re talking of differences of degrees here anyway.

 

[crows]

Still think it’s the worst, perhaps because the fall off from the first was so bad leading to disappointment.

Also it didn’t even try to have a story, just a bunch of poorly directed fight scenes smooshed together with really bad writing that didn’t make sense.

All those other movies also majorly suck, but at least they had some semblance of plot, as bad as they were. Honestly I could never watch any of those again, we’re talking of differences of degrees here anyway.

What was the plot of mario bros or house of the dead?
What was the plot of mortal kombat 1?

You described the plot of mortal kombat 1 as well.
Lol thats also the plot of street fighter and dead or alive

 

[Popnfresh98]

I do remember the plot of mario bros for some weird reason. Maybe because it's so crazy.

Well the fight scenes in MK1 weren't bad, they were pretty decent for the time, though a bit cheesy. MK1's story did make sense outside of one plothole to do with the tournament's rules as far as I remember.

Lol I think SF is better than MK:A, not that that's saying much.

Plus we got this out of it, which I'm quite partial to:





Not to mention all the numerous memes with Guile and Bison etc, and 'Street Figher: The Movie: The Video Game: The official adaptation of the movie based on the game.' Mario Bros also has a few memes.

MK:A is a graveyard.

Again though, it has to be stated I would never watch any of these movies again.

 

[crows]

One of the sexiest videos ever made

 

[Caped Baldy]

Kylie had a peach ass in her prime. Now I got to go look her up.

 

[Captain Clown]

Friends are taking me out to see this.