Tomb Raider (3/16/18)

[RIDDICK]

... joins the ranks of Warcraft and fade into obscurity.

 

[Project_A]

The movie looks a whole lotta meh to me and I wouldn't be surprised if it joins the ranks of the recent Warcraft and Assassin's Creed films and fade into obscurity. I never got what's the big deal with the Hunger Games reboot Lara Croft, she's boring and generic. Classic Lara FTW.

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[Underaglassbell]

It's not really a reboot, more a origin story.
It doesn't detract from our beloved Polygon Lara of old, or the later iterations pre-TR on the PS3/4.

 

[Jameson Rook]

It's not really a reboot, more a origin story.
It doesn't detract from our beloved Polygon Lara of old, or the later iterations pre-TR on the PS3/4.

You're right, it doesn't. However, the backstory isn't compatible withe the previous 2 versions of Lara. The Core version had her own origins, and so did the Trilogy version, and now the third iteration of her. Now don't get me wrong- I respect those who enjoy this new incarnation and I get what the story's going for but personally I feel she's such a one note bore and the gameplay is just an enhanced Uncharted clone. The previous Lara (the Trilogy version) had charm, wits but also a dark side and quite a temper that makes much better drama imo. And she's voiced by Keeley Hawes.

 

[Underaglassbell]

TR2 is still my all time favourite, but yeah I love the 'Reboot' game and indeed the follow up Rise to the point where I'm very much looking forward to the next game and where they go next.

Keeley Hawes was genius casting, but that's not to say Camilla Luddington did a bad job. My personal pick would be Nat Dormer, I think she'd make a great voice actress for Lara.

I have to say, in terms of film portrayal Angelina Jolie was great as Lara and the first film they made was decent (for a video adaption), it's just a shame it was followed up by Cradle of Life.

 

[EVILFACE]

Reboot games were good, but too much push X B and have the game do it all for you.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Why is Michael HungBender wasting himself with that fridge, I'll never tell. Waste of his time and genetics.

>he has women like Charlize looking at him like that
>proceeds to BLEACH and then get with Alicia "Body of a Fridge" Vikander

Who hurt your self-esteem Michael?!

I think he really hates his benis. Fridge body is the perfect description for this Mars Attack head monster.

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Watch it crowssy. Only 2D Waifus are allowed.

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@ Dr. Strange Walnuts.

 

[Underaglassbell]

I'd murder my entire town or anyone she wanted to have Charlize to look at me like that!

 

[ZaCHw117]

 

[crows]

 

[meanstreak]

I have passes for this tomorrow and I'm not sure it's worth going to or not

 

[RIDDICK]

I was invited to watch this. Then I've learned it's not for free. So I said ***K OFF!

 

[Snake Plissken]

Fass be like

WHEREZ MUH FLAT FRIDGE?!!?!?

 

[franpincho]

Yikes

You must be very handsome. And fit.

 

[ZaCHw117]

You must be very handsome. And fit.

 

[Victοr]

Fass be like

WHEREZ MUH FLAT FRIDGE?!!?!?

Muh anconda don't;
Muh anaconda don't;
Muh anconda don't want none
Unless you got flats hun

t.Hungbender

 

[Victοr]

I think he really hates his benis. Fridge body is the perfect description for this Mars Attack head monster.

He unironically must be. All of his gfs were and are sticcs. He's got the equipment, he't got a taste for chocolate, and yet he chooses sticcs. Why the hell is he not swimming in some Diamond Jackson P?

@ Dr. Strange Walnuts.

My friend got me a tshirt with this on it!!

He's a brave man.

I'd murder my entire town or anyone she wanted to have Charlize to look at me like that!

>losing your honor and condemning yourself to Hell for thots
She ain't even that attractive desu. She's hit the wall.

 

[Caped Baldy]

https://twitter.com/amazingatheist/status/972553484385050624?s=20

Don't let the feminists see this for **** sake.

 

[RIDDICK]

They've been attackin' him non-stop for four days now.
The guy's pretty damn funny too. Readin' his twitts and answers to triggered morons is a blast!


*I heard people on Twitter were arguing today that 25 minutes is a quarter of an hour.
It's **** like this that makes me almost delete my Twitter.
The only reason I don't is because it would make too many people happy.*


I love it.

 

[crows]

Fass be like

WHEREZ MUH FLAT FRIDGE?!!?!?

Muh anconda don't;
Muh anaconda don't;
Muh anconda don't want none
Unless you got flats hun

t.Hungbender

He unironically must be. All of his gfs were and are sticcs. He's got the equipment, he't got a taste for chocolate, and yet he chooses sticcs. Why the hell is he not swimming in some Diamond Jackson P?


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He's a brave man.


>losing your honor and condemning yourself to Hell for thots
She ain't even that attractive desu. She's hit the wall.

well he did play a Spartan... you know what they said about Spartans...