Kids Say the Darndest Things

[AllisonAmy]

I told the kids that we are going to the Pacific Science Center, tomorrow. My daughter informed me that was her workout day. Apparently, every Sunday is her workout day. She's six.

 

[toylion]

I told the kids that we are going to the Pacific Science Center, tomorrow. My daughter informed me that was her workout day. Apparently, every Sunday is her workout day. She's six.

Does that mean she's not going?

 

[AllisonAmy]

That's what she implied, at first. .



Oh, and before anyone freaks out on me, my kids have perfectly fine self-images; they don't think about exercise as something a person does to make them look good. They just like to make lists of the exercises they learned at school and do them.

 

[bangooface]

I caught my 3 year old son playing with my small screw driver in my room. I grabbed it from him and put it in my pocket since I was in hurry trying to take him to weekday school. When I was dropping him off, he pointed his finger at my crotch and said " my dad has small tool".

 

[RavenEye]

 

[Darth Cruel]

We were shopping for school for my kids last night. My daughters and wife were in the dressing room, I was standing outside of said room and my son was sitting against the wall near me.

He was bored of waiting for the ladies and at one point, I looked at him and he said..."Ain't nobody got time for dis."

 

[toylion]

We were shopping for school for my kids last night. My daughters and wife were in the dressing room, I was standing outside of said room and my son was sitting against the wall near me.

He was bored of waiting for the ladies and at one point, I looked at him and he said..."Ain't nobody got time for dis."

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[Darth Cruel]

Exactly......

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

My little niece isn't used to seeing my Mum much as she moved to Ireland, so she got confused for a few days and called her Uncle Mary instead of Nana Mary

 

[AllisonAmy]

My little niece isn't used to seeing my Mum much as she moved to Ireland, so she got confused for a few days and called her Uncle Mary instead of Nana Mary

We were traveling, once, and my kids thought it would be a great idea to call my husband "Uncle Daddy" while we were in the airport.

 

[Vitus]

taught my son how to say Yoda. He already knows Dada so it wasn't too hard. Wife is pissed because he doesn't know any maternal slang words yet....

 

[GE 7]

In arabic "Korsi" means chair and "Kossi" means my p*ssy.
You can't imagine how much I laughed when my 3 years niece still learning how to speak was yelling at a waiter asking him to bring her a chair "I WANT KOSSI"

 

[Vitus]

In Greek "Moonie" means the female parts.
Our grandma and aunts used to ask us what a little moon was called. Funny no guys used to ask though.

 

[Darth Cruel]

We were traveling, once, and my kids thought it would be a great idea to call my husband "Uncle Daddy" while we were in the airport.

If you were going through apalaicha, nobody would have given it a second thought.

 

[AllisonAmy]

If you were going through apalaicha, nobody would have given it a second thought.

They have airports in Appalachia?

 

[Lejuan]

Pretty sure they do

 

[Username]

I was visiting my Uncle and we were chatting over coffee.
His 6 year old grandson Finn was lying on the rug in front of the TV watching a movie.
My uncle and i were talking away and i wasn't paying attention to what was on as the volume was down low.
So eventually, i glanced at the tv and it was Predator that Finn was watching, and the Predator grabs Billy's spine and yanks it out, skull and all.
My eyes go wide that a 6 year old is watching this gory movie(I watched similar stuff when i was small, but my jaw dropped).
So Finn, hearing that i had stopped talking in the background, turns around casually and sees my eyes wide and jaw open.
And he says:

"Don't worry. It's all pretend. They're just actors. And that Predator is just a guy in a rubber suit".

Kids these days, lol.

 

[Darth Cruel]

I was visiting my Uncle and we were chatting over coffee.
His 6 year old grandson Finn was lying on the rug in front of the TV watching a movie.
My uncle and i were talking away and i wasn't paying attention to what was on as the volume was down low.
So eventually, i glanced at the tv and it was Predator that Finn was watching, and the Predator grabs Billy's spine and yanks it out, skull and all.
My eyes go wide that a 6 year old is watching this gory movie(I watched similar stuff when i was small, but my jaw dropped).
So Finn, hearing that i had stopped talking in the background, turns around casually and sees my eyes wide and jaw open.
And he says:

"Don't worry. It's all pretend. They're just actors. And that Predator is just a guy in a rubber suit".

Kids these days, lol.

Cool...I made damned sure that my kids understood that early on because I knew that I could not stop them from seeing these movies 100%. So they are not bothered by them at all. But then...I am seeing more and more that kids in general are not really fearing boogeymen, any more.

When my son was like 2 years old...his "teddy bear" was the McFarlane Queen Alien from the deluxe boxed set with the victim that has the chestburster popping out of her chest. They have never had a fear of monsters in the closet and under the bed.

They do have fears...but they are based in reality.

 

[AllisonAmy]

The 6 year old was talking about her friend's brother. "He's like 18. He's like in fifth grade."

 

[Darth Cruel]

The 6 year old was talking about her friend's brother. "He's like 18. He's like in fifth grade."

LOL...Ya gotta love the perspective of children!