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made me just spit my drink just now ............... what in the depths of hell is this????????
Spoiler:
He's not directing all of them, just the first one, he's writing all of them though, though I'd guess he won't be the only writer.
Man I hope that is what we get...I mean itEpisode 1 Broomboy- Inspired by Luke’s selfish force projection act, broomboy equipped with his trusty broom embarks on an adventure to destroy the old ways and traditions of the force, all remnants that remain from the "old" galaxy are sought out, mocked and then annihilated in the most offensive way possible
Episode 2 Broomboy Strikes Back- After destroying all remnants of the old galaxy, broomboy arrives at a strange planet inhibited by women. These women are so gifted in the force that they are able to force project entire planets and populations of people, while the real planet stays hidden out of sight. The women themselves are ruling the galaxy behind a cloak of fake corporeal bodies, but are living like queens, men are subordinate, they feed them grapes, comb their hair and take care of all other menial tasks the queens deem unfit. Men have been enslaved by these force witches. Broomboy is conflicted by what he sees, he had been a follower of the true chosen one Rey Drunkenspawn, she was a perfect specimen, one so gifted in the force she needed no training, she rewrote the force and what it is and everyone inspired to be like her. How could women do this to men he thought, what would Rey do?? Broomboy knew he could never be as good as a woman, so he sought help before confronting the all-powerful force projection race of females. Along with a powerful stranger, he confronts the witches with the hopes of turning them back towards Rey's light.
Episode3 Return of Broomboy: The conflict between broomboy and the female force projectors reaches a boiling point. After failing to convince the high priestess Bobbitt that this is not the Rey way, he leaves dejected wondering how he could overcome this race of powerful magic females. Broomboy has an epiphany; he realizes that the force no longer has any limits that it can allow him to do anything. So armed with a wealth of new force powers he attempts a feat that no magi has every used before. Force mind explosion, only a magi that is very powerful in the force can attempt such a feat, or they risk certain death. Broomboy sits down on his chair and starts concentrating really hard, and then suddenly something happens and the fate of the galaxy is at stake. Get your hyper drives ready for some collisions, bring your brooms (forget the laser swords), and some nasty alien titty milk because the final conclusion to the electrifying trilogy is here.
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I wouldn’t pick up any of those turds even for a buck.
The guy who did this is gonna get his own trilogy..... right?
jye was triggered by that?
Lol toys are important for a franchise like this. If the toys don’t sell then the characters aren’t connecting to kids and collectors so that’s a problem. Next movie is gonna take a huge hit now that none of the old characters are returning and the new characters are mostly hated .
he got really mad at people posting that. saying that it didnt matter because the movie made a billion so toys were insignificant
Lol toys are important for a franchise like this. If the toys don’t sell then the characters aren’t connecting to kids and collectors so that’s a problem. Next movie is gonna take a huge hit now that none of the old characters are returning and the new characters are mostly hated .
The movie made close to two billions brah. toys are mere crumbs to the almost TWO billion that it made box office brah. Kids today dont even play with toys, kids just play with their phones brah.
the toys being on clearance is insignificant brah!
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I wouldn’t pick up any of those turds even for a buck.
The guy who did this is gonna get his own trilogy..... right?
RETAIL WARS: The Fandom Strikes Back.
The Schadenfreude is strong with this one.
Wouldn't surprise me if Jye worked for Disney.
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