Media Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain & Ground Zeroes

[GasparZizou]

Yeah, smell is digitized to bits sent through the internet and then your computer turns it back to smell, you didn't know that? Mhm as expected from a pleb.

No you don't get an invitation to my box, Solidus does cause he's a patrician.

 

[FSLAR]

I'm gonna have to prescribe you new meds...

and stop being so mean! We've been over this, my god. This is why I'm your only friend on here! :

 

[GasparZizou]

and stop being so mean!

Gomen FSLAR-chan, but you asked for it, when you don't respect your senpai.

Daijoubu though.

 

[FSLAR]

Gomen FSLAR-chan, but you asked for it, when you don't respect your senpai.

Daijoubu though.

But...you're not my senpai...................... :

I need an adult!

 

[GasparZizou]

I am an adult... Not mentally, but in this place, who is?

 

[FSLAR]

Fair enough no one is an adult

but I still don't trust you!!

 

[Snake Plissken]

You guys cam to cam yet on Skype?

 

[FSLAR]

You guys cam to cam yet on Skype?

Never and don't give him ideas!

 

[GasparZizou]

I told you, you can't get in my cardboard box and you can't have a camshow either.

That's for patricians only. You're not getting your pleb leprosy all over me.

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[FSLAR]

I'm not sure what's worse, that Gaspar doesn't realize he isn't his own man but instead a phantom of the original Gaspar, or that he's being a rude little monkey.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Punished Zizou

 

[GasparZizou]

Nah.

I'm Gaspar Prime.

Disdain for FLANSAR.

 

[FSLAR]

Punished Zizou

Punished Venom Zizou.

Nah.

I'm Venom Gaspar.

Disdain for Solid FSLAR.

well he admits it

 

[GasparZizou]

Gaspar-senpai, im urready a pleb

 

[FSLAR]

i r hipster pleb weeb who r unowinar

btw don't make me tell clown prince of crime you're trying to cheat on him

 

[GasparZizou]

*translated from pleb dialect*

Why are you so obsessed with dropping the soap in from of me? is this some reverse psychology? I told you, I'm out of your league, pleb!

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[GasparZizou]

He'll be giving me the key right before

 

[Solidus]

He'll be giving me the key right before