Dusty
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Actually, Dos Equis is pretty good. One of my top 10.
And those commercials crack me up. There was one on the radio the other day that nearly made me cry
Dos Equis: The most interesting man in the world
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Actually, Dos Equis is pretty good. One of my top 10.
And those commercials crack me up. There was one on the radio the other day that nearly made me cry
Dusty
just me
I'd definitely pay to see a movie with him and Chuck Norris in it. I have no idea who I'd root for?
What about Pitu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXTeLPMYcA
Dusty
just me
I think that means you like nun's piss.
Harsh! I like Mexican beers - Negro Modelo is great too.Although, I'm more of a wine and vodka girl. Like the most interesting man, I don't always drink beer
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Like the most interesting man, I don't always drink beer
Dos Equis, is actually pretty good.
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When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.
He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.
He has never lost a sock.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven’t happened yet.
He has been pronounced dead 7 times…make that 8.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He can’t be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.
He has never lost a sock.
He can speak French, in Russian…
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He never says something tastes like chicken; not even chicken.
People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his looks, or his hands either way.
Voorhees27
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"He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish"
Dusty
just me
"He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish"
I think that was the one that made me almost crash my car from laughing. But it may have been the magician one - that one gets me every time
kobayashi93
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The man has Swag..but its not a new idea...Its Chuck Norris all over gain.
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Absolutley. Just done a bit better.
This guy seems like he was pulled from a Wes Anderson movie. I enjoy the commercials, as well.
