Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[YoNoSe]

SW is over. Disney did not keep the receipt. Lee Harvey Oswald’s ghost: “I shot the wrong Kennedy. “

 

[jye4ever]

Yep.

Snowflake hipsters in skinny jeans and man buns can just:

And let us red-blooded tax payers enjoy this awesome flick.

Well you lucked out sir Khev I bet it came really close to having a gay Luke.

Luke and Kylo were alone you know.

 

[jye4ever]

JJ's nose will get him in trouble. I see a sexual misconduct accusation in his future.

lulz

I want the girl in the back with the black lipstick. Girls that wear black lipstick are naughty.

I think that’s Anne Hathaway in Joker makeup.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Aaaa-hahahaha...

Rian's caving from bad press. Already sorry. Wimp.

 

[Khev]

Well you lucked out sir Khev I bet it came really close to having a gay Luke.

Exactly. Whatever lame "progressive" version of the character that Hamill would NOT have disowned sure as hell wouldn't represent the Luke that I grew up with. But the flawed and tormented yet insanely powerful Astral badass we saw on screen? Yeah, I'll take that one.

 

[jye4ever]

Too late now ******* that ship has sailed.

He better call Khev and thank him for being the only conservative to have actually loved the movie lol

Man the power SW holds over Khev is incredible.

 

[Khev]

Aaaa-hahahaha...

Rian's caving from bad press. Already sorry. Wimp.

Yeah Abrams did that too. I wish these guys wouldn't apologize. Just own your movie and enjoy your cameo in the next flick like Gareth Edwards did.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Too late now ******* that ship has sailed.

He better call Khev and thank him for being the only conservative to have lactuallu oved the movie lol

Freudian: lactated over

 

[Wor-Gar]

Yeah Abrams did that too. I wish these guys wouldn't apologize. Just own your movie and enjoy your cameo in the next flick like Gareth Edwards did.

It's definitely the worst thing you could do. I mean, you made the call, own it.

 

[Khev]

He better call Khev and thank him for being the only conservative to have actually loved the movie lol

He just asked me to stand in the front row behind him in my "Conservatives for TLJ" shirt at his next press conference.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

"Each and every one of writer/director Rian Johnson's decisions is firmly rooted in furthering the development of the characters and theme of his The Force Awakens sequels"

Which he wrote before even watching TFA or reading the new "canon" Disney novelization.

 

[Khev]

It's definitely the worst thing you could do. I mean, you made the call, own it.

I'm guessing that Johnson might be hearing Kennedy's footsteps approaching his door and is trying to win over the fans who didn't like his flick before his new trilogy gets taken away. I'm picturing him feverishly typing away on social media while locked in his office like the warden at the end of Shawshank Redemption as Kennedy's goons pound on the door.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I really really dont understand how no one got offended about finn being a janitor and also a captured space slave......

Where was BLM and the SJW trying to boycott star wars????

Thats how little they care, they dont even care to complain about it....
They dont even care enough to boycott....

The Double Toasted guys made fun of it as well as other black youtubers.

Finn was literally named by Poe.

 

[klwn]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robcai...as-most-disdained-star-wars-pic/#4ed071423d00

 

[Wor-Gar]

I'm guessing that Johnson might be hearing Kennedy's footsteps approaching his door and is trying to win over the fans who didn't like his flick before his new trilogy gets taken away.

His new trilogy was never a real thing. That was marketing -- a way for Disney to show how 'behind the film' they are and how thrilled they are with it. The Rian Trilogy will never happen.

 

[jye4ever]

Yeah Abrams did that too. I wish these guys wouldn't apologize. Just own your movie and enjoy your cameo in the next flick like Gareth Edwards did.

Edwards cameo completely took me out of the movie it was almost as gratuitous as one of those Stan Lee cameos although at the same time I thought it was such a bad ass moment for him to have his face exposed unlike his quick yet equally bad ass RO cameo. I was happy for him.

He said “one way or another I was putting myself in SW 77 with that RO cameo” Bad ass to say the least.

Plus it went against Snikt’s narrative of the Edwards Kennedy fallout.

Freudian: lactated over

I fixed it

But I think you’re right lol

 

[jye4ever]

His new trilogy was never a real thing. That was marketing -- a way for Disney to show how 'behind the film' they are and how thrilled they are with it. The Rian Trilogy will never happen.

/\THIS/\

 

[Khev]

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/robcai...as-most-disdained-star-wars-pic/#4ed071423d00

"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!" --Isaiah 5:20

The end times are here!

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Except for #1.... everything you just said is wrong.

I would even say that #1 was just alright. It was fun but has its plot problems like so many other parts of the movie.

 

[Khev]

Plus it went against Snikt’s narrative of the Edwards Kennedy fallout.

Yep.