Why doesn't P!tu get a free room for the con?

[Bannister]

 

[Karma]

because people will jump across the border and room with him

 

[Batty]

Thread rated.

 

[The ill Jedi]

He can just trade food stamps again and get a room.

 

[bagelsncheesey]

Cause he's only a guy with a camera

 

[Bannister]

Thread rated.

 

[Nitro]

There are many reasons why pitu doesn't get a free room, here are a couple of them:

If you ask P!tu what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."

A man once asked P!tu if his real name is "Manny Ramirez". P!tu did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

P!tu appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," P!tu replied, "That's no glitch."

P!tu does not sleep. He waits.

Wilt Chamberlin claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. P!tu calls this "a slow Tuesday."

P!tu can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.

P!tu does not use spell check. His spelling checks itself.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for P!tu!!

P!tu has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

 

[King Darkness]

p!tu is no Chuck Norris

 

[Nitro]

p!tu is no Chuck Norris

Another reason why P!tu doesn't get a free room.

 

[Bannister]

p!tu is no Chuck Norris

He is the Puerto Rican Chuck Norris, Carlos Norris.

 

[The Mike]

Unlike Chuck Norris who under his beard has another fist, Carlos Norris has seven or eight relatives under there.

 

[Morbo]

I'm shocked and dissapointed that the picture of the man and that bear thing in the motel room hasn't been posted yet.

 

[occulum]

he dosnt get a free room because if he did this would be a 100pg "WHY DOES P!TU GET A FREE ROOM!!?? " thread....

 

[Mesa]

I'm shocked and dissapointed that the picture of the man and that bear thing in the motel room hasn't been posted yet.

Bannister's slacking. Here you go.

 

[Morbo]

Ah, thank you Mesa. ^^^^^that's why P!tu doesn't get a free room............ or a free bear suit anymore.

 

[black cat]

Cause he's only a guy with a camera

pretty much

 

[Ktjn]

Free PFs, now FREE rooms. Heh, goes to show the power of youtube.

 

[Webb]

Free PFs, now FREE rooms. Heh, goes to show the power of youtube.

 

[Randysgut]

Bannister's slacking. Here you go.

ive seen the shining so many times i still dont get this part

 

[GondorGirl]

ive seen the shining so many times i still dont get this part

Could be worth reading the book then