Things I Love

[devilof76]

I'm full of love.

 

[Cloud]

Li'l bro gave me a stun gun for my birthday.

 

[devilof76]

How many volts?

 

[Cloud]

6,800,000. It'd put a guy down for a while.

 

[devilof76]

Or a horse.

 

[Cloud]

Yeah. I don't want to have to use it, but if I do someday, "Sucks to be you, buddy!"

 

[thenammagazine]

Damn hippy!!

 

[The Ween]

I'm full of love.

 

[sprig0701]

Yeah. I don't want to have to use it, but if I do someday, "Sucks to be you, buddy!"

Hear ya go Cloud. My wife sent me this story in an email and I laughed hysterically. This will show ya why not to test it on yourself

https://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/2006/02/only-a-guy-would-do-this.html

 

[The Ween]

https://gawker.com/5825826/stephen-colbert-expands-on-john-mccains-tea-party-hobbits-metaphor

 

[devilof76]

I said love, not bugs.

Also, it's nice to see people refusing to fall for the standard bull____. Any legislator who refuses to raise the debt ceiling has an adamantium spine.

Period.

 

[thenammagazine]

I said love, not bugs.

Also, it's nice to see people refusing to fall for the standard bull____. Any legislator who refuses to raise the debt ceiling has an adamantium spine.

Period.

Just wish they'd get penalized from their own paychecks for the continual BS instead of potentially punishing state and government employees because of their indecisive nitpickery.

 

[devilof76]

They should never have been allowed to reach this level of spending in the first place.

 

[Darth Cruel]

I saw what could have been Jen's little sister this morning driving next to me in a KIA, same face, same haircut with the exception of it having some blue strips that were dyed.

Funny...based on the pictures of her here in the forums, I could have sworn I saw her, herself in a local supermarket last night.

In New England they're called camps.

Meatballs...

Nothing says separatist militia base like pink flamingos.

I thought it looked familiar...that was a funny movie!

I jest...but it is not very tactically sound. A pink roof will not fool a B2 stealth into not dropping a 2,000 pounder on it. Especially when you have two attack craft stored in the open on racks. And nobody will be fooled by by the disguising of SAMs as lawn ornaments. Although the anti-air radar disguised as an ornamental well IS pretty creative.

 

[devilof76]

The roof is faded red.

And there's a ceramic bust of an indian in the front window. That makes the fortress is impenetrable.

 

[thenammagazine]

The roof is faded red.

And there's a ceramic bust of an indian in the front window. That makes the fortress is impenetrable.

Defined as, "Manly way of saying pink."

 

[devilof76]

If it had been painted pink I would have said so.

 

[thenammagazine]

If it had been painted pink I would have said so.

There's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, having a pink roof. Did you see Mark Dorkness' house?

 

[devilof76]

You wouldn't be ashamed to have his house?

 

[thenammagazine]

You wouldn't be ashamed to have his house?

Not really. My daughter loooooooooooves Hello Kitty.