Red Sonja: The Motion Picture....again

[RJMacReady16]

Come on guys...
it's Red Sonja... not Citizen Kane...
Having said that, I really don't care who plays the lead...

Citizen Kane would've been better with chainmail bikinis...

 

[quadcent]

that's to fackin funny, i thought megan was toast after her last headliner movie did so well.
sadly most will still have to watch her in the next transformers movie, then hopefully she'll just disappear.

 

[V!C]

Scarlett J.

 

[Voorhees27]

that's to fackin funny, i thought megan was toast after her last headliner movie did so well.
sadly most will still have to watch her in the next transformers movie, then hopefully she'll just disappear.

I wanna see her bust a Britney Spears and go nuts.

 

[quadcent]

I wanna see her bust a Britney Spears and go nuts.

yeah that'd be good for some wild headlines

 

[devilof76]

Damn. I was hoping atleast for the film to rate a heavy R, with lots of cleavage and thighs. Now that the cleavage is in Conan, replaced with scrawny-assed Fox, my one hope for this being a worthwhile film is dead.

So sad.

 

[jimjimmyjones85]

Scarlett J.

Damn. I was hoping atleast for the film to rate a heavy R, with lots of cleavage and thighs. Now that the cleavage is in Conan, replaced with scrawny-assed Fox, my one hope for this being a worthwhile film is dead.

So sad.

Ahhh yes the days of Conan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lamentation of the women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[meanstreak]

This movie will most likely flop anyway so I'm not worried about Fox starring in it.

 

[devilof76]

I saw a picture of Fox in her Jonah Hex get up and she does have good Sonja thighs. If they have a plot that can act itself, it could be good sword, blood and smut cinema. Maybe Fox has found her calling.

 

[RJMacReady16]

Does she have the "assets" to play Sonja?

 

[Darklord Dave]

McGowan was so much better casting. They'll spend the entire budget on the movie just covering her tattoos every day. Yuck.

Maybe Brigitte can come back and play Sonja's father...


...yes, father. Have you SEEN Nielsen lately?

 

[devilof76]

Does she have the "assets" to play Sonja?

Don't know about the glutes, but the gams are an affirmative.

 

[jimjimmyjones85]

I don't think she has the chops to make it anything but laughable.

 

[devilof76]

Being hot when you're 90% naked has never required chops.

 

[EVILFACE]

True, but there are loads of hot chicks that can act in Hollywood.

 

[jimjimmyjones85]

True, but there are loads of hot chicks that can act in Hollywood.

I mean, I think Red Sonja needs to be sexy, but fierce...

Not Megan Fox....

I mean look at Valeria ....

She was convincing in her part for Conan.

 

[devilof76]

Fox would definitely be lacking in the fierce department. But...

True, but there are loads of hot chicks that can act in Hollywood.

I have this fear that if the actress can act, then it will end up sexless. I want to see something along the lines of Roger Corman's Barbarian Queen.

 

[Maglor]

Scarlett J.

This may be the one post he made that was worthwhile.

 

[jimjimmyjones85]

This may be the one post he made that was worthwhile.

 

[hicks]

yea Megan Fox doesnt give off scary, even in Jennifers Body