Noah

[ironwez20]

It's not like that, at all.

whatever you say

 

[CelticPredator]

Do some research.

 

[shocktrooper_au]

The real story of Noah is really more exciting then the cut down version that has been told. I'm not familiar with the comic version but if it's got giants an fallen angels in it it's probably closer to the mark then what most people think It wasn't just a lot of naughty people there was also DNA manipulation that as has just started again to happen. But if the fallen angels are helping build the arc then that's just wrong

 

[ironwez20]

Do some research.

Nah I'm good.

 

[fosing]

i heard the black goo is gonna be an easter egg surprise.

 

[KrisSolo]

Not for me, but hey, whatever floats your boat...


Bada Bing!

 

[K07]

Here are a number of contradictions to the Scripture account according to someone who has seen a rough cut of this movie. Some are VERY spoilery. You have been warned. I'm personally not going to bother watching it after reading some of these things. Why not just make an original tale inspired by the Genesis account and Gilgamesh?

Spoiler:

1. In the film, Noah was robbed of his birthright by Tubal-Cain. The serpent’s body (i.e., Satan), which was shed in Eden, was their “birthright reminder.” It also doubled with magical power that they would wrap around their arm. So weird!
2. Noah’s family only consists of his wife, three sons, and one daughter-in-law, contrary to the Bible.
3. It appears as if every species was crammed in the Ark instead of just the kinds of animals, thus mocking the Ark account the same way secularists do today.
4. “Rocks” (that seem to be fallen angels) build the Ark with Noah!
5. Methuselah (Noah’s grandfather) is a type of witch-doctor, whose mental health is questionable.
6. Tubal-Cain defeats the Rocks who were protecting the finished Ark.
7. A wounded Tubal-Cain axes his way inside the Ark in only about ten minutes and then hides inside. Tubal-Cain then convinces the middle son to lure Noah to the bottom of the Ark in order to murder him (because he was not allowed a wife in the Ark). Tubal-Cain stays alive by eating hibernating lizards. The middle son of Noah has a change of heart and helps kill Tubal-Cain instead.
8. Noah becomes almost crazy as he believes the only purpose to his family’s existence was to help build the Ark for the “innocent” animals (this is a worship of creation).
9. Noah repeatedly tells his family that they were the last generation and were never to procreate. So when his daughter-in-law becomes pregnant, he vows to murder his own grandchild. But he finally has a change of heart.
10. Noah does not have a relationship with God but rather with circumstances and has deadly visions of the Flood.
11. The Ark lands on a cliff next to a beach.
12. After the Flood Noah becomes so distant from his family that he lives in a cave, getting drunk by the beach.

Some of these things are embellishments trying to create a narrative but others are just a blatant disregard/disrespect for the source material. I wonder what the "good" parts were. This article I read only listed the bad.

 

[teemu]

Here are a number of contradictions to the Scripture account according to someone who has seen a rough cut of this movie. Some are VERY spoilery. You have been warned. I'm personally not going to bother watching it after reading some of these things. Why not just make an original tale inspired by the Genesis account and Gilgamesh?

Spoiler:

1. In the film, Noah was robbed of his birthright by Tubal-Cain. The serpent’s body (i.e., Satan), which was shed in Eden, was their “birthright reminder.” It also doubled with magical power that they would wrap around their arm. So weird!
2. Noah’s family only consists of his wife, three sons, and one daughter-in-law, contrary to the Bible.
3. It appears as if every species was crammed in the Ark instead of just the kinds of animals, thus mocking the Ark account the same way secularists do today.
4. “Rocks” (that seem to be fallen angels) build the Ark with Noah!
5. Methuselah (Noah’s grandfather) is a type of witch-doctor, whose mental health is questionable.
6. Tubal-Cain defeats the Rocks who were protecting the finished Ark.
7. A wounded Tubal-Cain axes his way inside the Ark in only about ten minutes and then hides inside. Tubal-Cain then convinces the middle son to lure Noah to the bottom of the Ark in order to murder him (because he was not allowed a wife in the Ark). Tubal-Cain stays alive by eating hibernating lizards. The middle son of Noah has a change of heart and helps kill Tubal-Cain instead.
8. Noah becomes almost crazy as he believes the only purpose to his family’s existence was to help build the Ark for the “innocent” animals (this is a worship of creation).
9. Noah repeatedly tells his family that they were the last generation and were never to procreate. So when his daughter-in-law becomes pregnant, he vows to murder his own grandchild. But he finally has a change of heart.
10. Noah does not have a relationship with God but rather with circumstances and has deadly visions of the Flood.
11. The Ark lands on a cliff next to a beach.
12. After the Flood Noah becomes so distant from his family that he lives in a cave, getting drunk by the beach.

Some of these things are embellishments trying to create a narrative but others are just a blatant disregard/disrespect for the source material. I wonder what the "good" parts were. This article I read only listed the bad.

If that is for Real...pathetic and complete Blasphemy against God, the Holy Bible and what it truely teaches!

 

[Lejuan]

@ Hollywood

 

[teemu]

@ Hollywood

doesn't surprise me..

A Witches wand is made from a Holly Tree,hence the name "Hollywood" casting spells on the public for generations..

"Holly Wood holly is said to be a symbol of goodwill, peace, health and happiness. Holly is also said to be one of the sacred trees of the faith of Wicca/Witchcraft. "

https://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_was_holly_wood_name_Hollywood

 

[IronFingaz]

 

[Batty]

 

[CelticPredator]

If that is for Real...pathetic and complete Blasphemy against God, the Holy Bible and what it truely teaches!

That all sounds awesome, and sounds like a good movie.

 

[BadMoon]

We have the bones of giant creatures, we do not have bones of giant humans. The oldest human fossils that have been discovered are almost 200,000 years old. No evidence of giants among all of the human fossils that have been discovered, let alone in the time frame of Noah (~4000 years ago).

I have proof of reptilian shape shifters.

BOOM!

 

[KitFisto]

If that is for Real...pathetic and complete Blasphemy against God, the Holy Bible and what it truely teaches!

Are you surprised? What's sad is that so many people are so stupid, that they will believe this is true and based on the Bible. They would be shocked by the real truth.

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

Relax. There are always changes made in stories when they are converted from book to film.

 

[KitFisto]

Relax. There are always changes made in stories when they are converted from book to film.

But from a believers perspective the bible isn't a fiction title where some changes were made. Noah turning to fallen angels to help build the arc is beyond ridiculous.

 

[Khev]

Relax. There are always changes made in stories when they are converted from book to film.

I know right? Villains are "always" changed into heroes when adapting something to the screen. Remember when HYDRA made the supersoldier serum for Steve? Or like when Loki forged Mjolnir and gave it to Thor. The Ringraiths defending Helm's Deep. Brody hitching a ride home on friendly Bruce the shark. These are the types of changes that are always made so people should definitely relax.

 

[creature4000]

I just hope it's entertaining.

 

[occulum]

maybe the fallen angels are helping in an attempt at redemption?
A lesson in forgiveness?

How is it possible for a fallen angel to even exist? I guess heaven is not free of sin after all?