10 Things Movie Theaters Won't Tell You

[The Ween]

Well hell, if I'm gonna take a backpack I might as well smuggle in a turkey

Or a bucket of KFC

This made me laugh thinking about King sitting there with a big ass turkey on his lap watching a movie. And the noises he would make ripping into it.

KFC grilled chicken chows!

 

[SnakeDoctor]

Know what else? "You r not allowed to have a wank during a movie."

"Thanks a lot, Bin Laden."

SnakeDoc

 

[BadMoon]

"Thanks a lot, Bin Laden."

SnakeDoc

One of the funniest lines of any movie in 09. Or at least it was after 911 and people got all sensitive.

 

[Bannister]

I'm trying to figure a way to smuggle a pizza in, but as of now the solution escapes me.

Helpful hint. Pizzas can be put into containers other than big ass boxes. Of course if you want to bring the box in, you could always pretend to be wheelchair bound and use the pizza box as your seat cushion.

 

[Morbach]

I wonder if I'd get thrown out for wearing one of them helmets that hold beer. Guess I'll have to try and see.

 

[jimjimmyjones85]

Smuggling food in via girlfriend's purse is a given any time I go. Although now I only attend movies that are featured on digital projectors (e.g. Avatar), as any traditional projector looks much worse and out of focus compared to my 1080p projector at home.

Thank you

 

[Darth Waller]

Or get a man bag.

 

[karamazov80]

Know what else? "You r not allowed to have a wank during a movie."

That was another embarrassing moment

You're just going to the wrong theaters.

 

[jimjimmyjones85]

You're just going to the wrong theaters.

I don't think so. I have been to many many theaters and most have old antiquated equipment.

You know which ones are perfect !?!?

IMAX...

Cause if they don't keep it up, they lose the branding.

 

[The Ween]

Now I know why my feet sticks to the floor at some theaters.

 

[Darthrazz]

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Good read, Ween!

BTW...I don't worry about the cell phones in a theater anymore since I bought a cell phone jammer. ​

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Nice!!!!