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IrishJedi
08-10-2009, 12:46 PM
:lol

So much better than the movie. Even has a 10x better cast!:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe


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Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself

lerath666
08-10-2009, 01:08 PM
and appearently Seargent slaughter as himself.



Dear god, Destro's costume made me want to gouge my eyes out, but regardless, Fantastic

IrishJedi
08-10-2009, 01:10 PM
Billy Crudup actually makes an awesome Zartan! :lol

Shai
08-10-2009, 01:15 PM
Billy Crudup actually makes an awesome Zartan! :lol

Thats what I was thinking...he really looked the part.

Wanderer
08-10-2009, 01:20 PM
Oh man awesome cameos from Vinnie Jones and Chuck Liddell! Sooooo funny:rotfl:lol:lol:lol

DarthNeil
08-10-2009, 01:20 PM
That was hilarious! :lol

IrishJedi
08-10-2009, 01:20 PM
Thats what I was thinking...he really looked the part.

This is what happens when people make at least minimal effort to pay attention to the subject matter. I mean, hell, this was a joke music video made for the web and it's still done with more reverence. Hilarious.

Crimsonbob
08-10-2009, 01:32 PM
Cobra Commander loves 70's boogy :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

Q
08-10-2009, 01:45 PM
The costumes look better than the actual movie playing now!

CelticPredator
08-10-2009, 02:01 PM
Billy Crudup actually makes an awesome Zartan! :lol

Indeed! I didnt notice him!

If they fixed the costumes up a bit...more realistic (not Leather and Armor) I wouldnt mind this version.

Hell, they can keep the same cast.

But...JGL must stay as Commander.

Kuzeh
08-10-2009, 02:13 PM
That was pretty funny!
Cool costumes!! :lol

DarkArtist81
08-10-2009, 02:18 PM
That was AWESOME! :lol:rotfl:lol:rotfl:lol

The ill Jedi
08-10-2009, 02:20 PM
That video is ^^^^ing AWESOME!! :rock

BuddyGus
08-10-2009, 02:21 PM
That was great. 10x better casting and the costumes were awesome.

Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho = classic.

King Darkness
08-10-2009, 02:23 PM
My only question...Where the ^^^^ did Ship Wreck get the 1st season of the Wonder Years????????

:tap

the vampire with soul
08-10-2009, 02:23 PM
that was great :joy

The ill Jedi
08-10-2009, 02:23 PM
My question...Where the ^^^^ did Ship Wreck get the 1st season of the Wonder Years????????

:tap
No doubt it was a bootleg. :monkey2

wHySoSeRiOuS203
08-10-2009, 02:26 PM
hahahaha, Liddell, must be off season for him haha

King Darkness
08-10-2009, 02:27 PM
No doubt it was a bootleg. :monkey2


:monkey2........

The Mike
08-10-2009, 02:28 PM
Its always amazing to me how Funny or Die gets so many celebs willing to take part in their stuff.

Goddamn Olivia Wilde made the perfect Baroness....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b44/kryptonianmike/Baroness.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b44/kryptonianmike/Baroness2.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b44/kryptonianmike/Baroness3.jpg

thenammagazine
08-10-2009, 02:59 PM
Its always amazing to me how Funny or Die gets so many celebs willing to take part in their stuff.

Goddamn Olivia Wilde made the perfect Baroness....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b44/kryptonianmike/Baroness3.jpg

That image would be my wallpaper if it was clearer. :lol

karamazov80
08-10-2009, 03:32 PM
That is awesome! Crudup would be a great Zartan. And Hank Rollins as Duke. . .perfect. Seriously, awesome. :rock

pixletwin
08-10-2009, 03:37 PM
Was that Henry Rollins as Duke? :lol :rock :lol

Shropt
08-10-2009, 03:39 PM
Olivia Wilde is hot and that video rocked hardcore.

Let's pray they try to redo GI Joe in a few years like they did with Hulk.

EVILFACE
08-10-2009, 03:54 PM
Ha, that was awesome. Why couldn't the movie be like that. It would have done so much better.

IrishJedi
08-10-2009, 03:54 PM
Its always amazing to me how Funny or Die gets so many celebs willing to take part in their stuff.
That's because it's basically run by some celebs and their friends. It's basically what a lot of them do for fun in their free time. :lol

Silent December
08-10-2009, 08:01 PM
that was great and somehow...heartfelt. I can't believe that someone got Stormshadow to take out the trash.

Chapter 2099
08-10-2009, 08:25 PM
My only question...Where the ^^^^ did Ship Wreck get the 1st season of the Wonder Years????????

:tap
Season One of the Wonder Years is finally on DVD?!?!?!? :rock It's about time.

Khev
08-11-2009, 10:20 AM
Holy crap, they really got Julianne Moore, Billy Crudup, and everyone else to take part in that????? When I first saw it I assumed they pasted on the uniforms and CGI'd their lips to sing the song. If they did that then what's to say they wouldn't have signed up for the movie if asked? :banghead

CelticPredator
08-11-2009, 03:16 PM
This was a one day thing done with friends, VS. Many weeks of working, doing stunts, and all that....

Bamboota
08-11-2009, 03:19 PM
This video has a better cast than teh actually movie!

Macross-Junkie
08-11-2009, 04:42 PM
That was great. I just saw ROC today and was greatly disappointed. Seeing this video cheered me back up...

BuddyGus
08-11-2009, 08:21 PM
Just watched this again. Too funny. Man, just makes you really sad to think that we could have gotten 10x a better movie if they had just had these guys do it.

Sixthscalemagazine
08-11-2009, 08:25 PM
This was a one day thing done with friends, VS. Many weeks of working, doing stunts, and all that....

and they did a vastly better and more respectful job with a joke song video than that idiot sommers did with $175 million.

LOTRFan
08-11-2009, 08:32 PM
I liked it, and watched the clip ... which is something I have yet to do with the "film."

:monkey3

ShazBo
08-11-2009, 11:47 PM
OMG Olivia Wilde totally makes a kickass Baroness!

the vampire with soul
08-12-2009, 01:58 PM
it's just to cool I keep watch it over and over :joy and realy a great cast.

Hedji
08-13-2009, 06:44 AM
I am not a huge fan of GI Joe, but this video rocks. As for the 2 singers, are they supposed to be based on GI Joe characters?

thenammagazine
08-13-2009, 07:01 AM
I am not a huge fan of GI Joe, but this video rocks. As for the 2 singers, are they supposed to be based on GI Joe characters?

Ripper and Torch.

EVILFACE
08-13-2009, 09:17 PM
With Buzzer on the drums!!

thenammagazine
08-13-2009, 09:43 PM
Sad. :( I remember walking to Mervyn's back in the day to pick them up. Guess it serves them right for ditching the toy section... bastards! :lol

black cat
08-23-2009, 03:31 PM
Not with Alexis Bledel in it, it's not. It was funny though lol

the vampire with soul
08-23-2009, 10:33 PM
hey Alexis Bledel wasn't that bad she was in sin city

BuffyGirl
08-24-2009, 01:29 PM
Best video ever! Made my day x 10.

ArtDamage
09-01-2009, 06:19 PM
wow can't believe the cast of a joke video was way better than the actual movie. Frankly the story was too hahaha