"The Predator" by Shane Black (2018)

[Khev]

Watch HT make the entire team.

 

[jye4ever]

What dafuq is that.

Aren't we still a month away from April Fools day?

Congrats Fox you just succeeded at making WB handling of Superman look like it was handled by geniuses!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Entropy]

Not impressed. Expectations lowered.

 

[Khev]

Scary Movie 6: Predatorz in Da Hood.

 

[jye4ever]

Know why that kid is front and center, because IM3 made over a billion that's why.

 

[Khev]

But why does he appear to look pleased with the fact that he just crapped his pants?

 

[Wor-Gar]

More precocious kid crap from Shane? Is that his new gimmick?

 

[jye4ever]

Conan the Barbarian sequel cast photo has been released!

 

[Victοr]

What dafuq is that.

Aren't we still a month away from April Fools day?

Congrats Fox you just succeeded at making WB handling of Superman look like it was handled by geniuses!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Geez jye, what is it with your hate of the DCEU? God, this board is so full of DC hate, that I can't even.

PS: Yeah, that's one of those Key & Peele guys. I've watched a couple of their vids, and they're pretty funny. They also played Gandhi and MLK in an ERB:

Conan The Slaying Queen sequel cast photo has been released!

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The lady with the 'fro is the new Conan, right? Well, I, for one, endorse the choice to have Conan be both a POC female and not a "barbarian", but rather a Queen. The previous suffix was very offensive, and the continued casting of white males to portray the character was indeed very problematic.

 

[abake]

Yeah well...
That does not look very promising.
And the fact that there's a kid just makes it even more suspicious.
Although I have to say, Aliens made it work, maybe this'll work too.

 

[Victοr]

The pic makes this tweet funnier:

"PG-13 is for pussies yo. I'm all about that had-ass R-Rated ****, man. I'm bringing the pain like a Street G lays the pipe, fool."

>Proceeds to unveil the cast of SNL, complete with a kid from an 80s sitcom.

 

[Khev]

Shane Black's The Predator:

*Predator rips out the comedian's spine, blood flies everywhere*

Kid: "How wude."

 

[Python]

I already want to punch that kid.

.....

 

[Khev]

Apparently Fox is so confident in The Predators's success that they've already greenlit the sequel.

First cast pic from The Predator 2 just revealed:

 

[Caped Baldy]

They're going to make the kid become friends with the Predator, aren't they?

 

[Victοr]

Apparently Fox is so confident in The Predators's success that they've already greenlit the sequel.

First cast pic from The Predator 2 just revealed:

Such violence...

Such horror in their eyes...

 

[RIDDICK]

 

[Wor-Gar]

The kid defeats the Predator at the end too.


Precocious kids are the new Mary Sue.

 

[theuzi9mm]

Conan the Barbarian sequel cast photo has been released!

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let me tell you the days of HIGH adventure.....

 

[Victοr]

The kid defeats the Predator at the end too.


Precocious kids are the new Mary Sue.

Nah, that little rascal is gonna make the Pred his pet, after he defeats him using his IQ of 365 & some makeshift weapons.

Shane's been getting lessons from Marvel on how to handle kid characters.