Dammit! Now I gots to wait another 20 years to forget that piece of ^^^^.
Yeah, but atleasst they got a Scot to play Destro. Got to admit, tthis looks sweet.
That's Destro, he's not metal faced???
G.I. Joe: We Rate the Cast!
DUKE
Channing Tatum
The field leader of the G.I. Joe team, which has been reconceived from its origins as an elite American fighting unit to be an international squad.
COOLNESS FACTOR: 7 (out of 10)
DESTRO
Christopher Eccleston
The ''Big Bad.'' In the comics, as well as the '80s animated TV series, Destro was a weapons dealer who ran the Military Armament Research Syndicate. It's unknown how, or if, director Stephen Sommers (The Mummy) has reimagined the character.
COOLNESS FACTOR: 9 (out of 10)
THE BARONESS
Sienna Miller
Destro's right-hand woman. Also evil. And very, very smart — she was an intelligence specialist in the comics.
COOLNESS FACTOR: 9 (out of 10)
SNAKE EYES
Ray Park
The mysterious, mute ninja who fights alongside the G.I. Joe forces. The mask hides a hideously scarred face but his motivations — and true allegiances — are kept very close to the vest.
COOLNESS FACTOR: 10 (out of 10)
GENERAL HAWK
Dennis Quaid
The commander of the G.I. Joe unit. Though he cedes battlefield control to Duke, Gen. Hawk is the brains behind the brawn, keeping the forces of Cobra at bay.
COOLNESS FACTOR: 5 (out of 10)
HEAVY DUTY
Adewale Akinnouye-Agbaje
The name says it all, doesn't it? Big dude who likes big guns.
COOLNESS FACTOR: 8 (out of 10)
SCARLETT
Rachel Nichols
Martial artist. Tactician. Duke's aide de camp. Hottie.
COOLNESS FACTOR: 9 (out of 10)
STORM SHADOW
Byung-hun Lee
Snake Eyes' opposite number. Also a mysterious ninja dude who wears a mask. They might have matching tattoos.
COOLNESS FACTOR: 8 (out of 10)
BREAKER
Said Taghmaoui
Communications specialist. As such, presumably likes to talk a lot. Also, now that he's being played by an actor of Moroccan descent, Breaker's probably not going to hail from Tennessee.
COOLNESS FACTOR: 5 (out of 10)
I vote EW's Coolness Factor a 0 out of 10.
On 2nd thought, this movie might serve one purpose: it can join the likes of SHOWGIRLS and BATMAN & ROBIN as a MST3K worthy howl-a-thon.
That's Destro, he's not metal faced???
Thanks for the info.
Still sounds like a steaming pile of dog crap, though.
(BTW, message to Hasblo: The Larry Hama Marvel comics >>>> the cartoon)
Except for the people who enjoyed the Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter movies...they will find it ''cool''
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