Frank
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Re: Prometheus Sequel : Paradise?
Prometheus: The Search For Schlock.
So they arrive on this lush planet. Elizabeth and David's head are like totally in love! Tragic! So all of a sudden, this big-ass bearded Engineer comes up to them. He looks like some crazy giant albino hermit, but he's not like the other one, he's actually kind of cool. He especially likes David who of course can speak his language.
So one day, this Engineer builds a new organic body just for David and it turns him into a living being! He likes them so much that he brings them into a special garden but tells them to stay away from some of the good hallucinogenic ____. Shaw wanders off before David can translate to her and she ends up eating some crazy looking pear and starts going nympho on everything (hence the NC-17 rating).
Finally David finds her and she places a deep throated kiss on him, they get it on, and in doing so transmits the hallucinogen through her saliva. So now they're both tripped out of their minds going at it non-stop with each other, shrubs, snails, and various inanimate objects. Then they find the Engineer sleeping and David tries to teabag him. He wakes up and of course, supercranky on top of being teabagged, he kicks their asses all the way out of the garden. He doesn't kill them because deep down he still has a mancrush on Fassbender and he admires Shaw's fashion sense.
Oh and they throw out this lame story about a snake in a tree, but they're so obviously high he never buys it. So he's like "later, come back never".
Then fast forward a few thousand years and you realize OMG IT WAS EARTH THE WHOLE TIMMMMMEEE!!!!! M Nite Scott is like uh genieous!
Boom! I want full credit for the screenplay.
But no. I'm seriously looking forward to the Land of the Jockeys.
Prometheus: The Search For Schlock.
So they arrive on this lush planet. Elizabeth and David's head are like totally in love! Tragic! So all of a sudden, this big-ass bearded Engineer comes up to them. He looks like some crazy giant albino hermit, but he's not like the other one, he's actually kind of cool. He especially likes David who of course can speak his language.
So one day, this Engineer builds a new organic body just for David and it turns him into a living being! He likes them so much that he brings them into a special garden but tells them to stay away from some of the good hallucinogenic ____. Shaw wanders off before David can translate to her and she ends up eating some crazy looking pear and starts going nympho on everything (hence the NC-17 rating).
Finally David finds her and she places a deep throated kiss on him, they get it on, and in doing so transmits the hallucinogen through her saliva. So now they're both tripped out of their minds going at it non-stop with each other, shrubs, snails, and various inanimate objects. Then they find the Engineer sleeping and David tries to teabag him. He wakes up and of course, supercranky on top of being teabagged, he kicks their asses all the way out of the garden. He doesn't kill them because deep down he still has a mancrush on Fassbender and he admires Shaw's fashion sense.
Oh and they throw out this lame story about a snake in a tree, but they're so obviously high he never buys it. So he's like "later, come back never".
Then fast forward a few thousand years and you realize OMG IT WAS EARTH THE WHOLE TIMMMMMEEE!!!!! M Nite Scott is like uh genieous!
Boom! I want full credit for the screenplay.
But no. I'm seriously looking forward to the Land of the Jockeys.
