Batman vs Wolverine Beatdown

[batfan08]

I guess Wolvie could also bring along Prof. X and make Batman think he was a chicken.

...and Batman could bring Robin along to make sure that Professor X gets rolled down a flight of stairs if he starts ____ing with Batman's head.

 

[ASTRO13ZOMBIE]

Batman is my favorite hero by far.
Always has been.
But I voted wolverine.
batman couldn't beat him.

Ofcourse...there's the "If he had prep time" argument.
But why should batman always be allowed prep time?

The whole "batman will always win" bit has made him into a Chuck Norris level joke.

If bane can beat batman.
I think alot of super powered,tactical characters could.

 

[Mikekind]

Batman is my favorite hero by far.
But I voted wolverine.
batman couldn't beat him.

Ofcourse...there's the "If he had prep time" argument.
But why should batman always be allowed prep time?

The whole "batman will always win" bit has made him into a Chuck Norris level joke.

If bane can beat batman.
I think most super powered,tactical characters could.

Yup

 

[batfan08]

Batman is my favorite hero by far.
Always has been.
But I voted wolverine.
batman couldn't beat him.

Ofcourse...there's the "If he had prep time" argument.
But why should batman always be allowed prep time?

The whole "batman will always win" bit has made him into a Chuck Norris level joke.

If bane can beat batman.
I think most super powered,tactical characters could.

The fact of the matter is that Batman is tactical. If he thinks he's going to lose, he'll retreat, and find out more about his enemy before engaging him again. Worse comes to worse, he holds Wolverine off while he signals his pal Superman to come and throw him into the sun.

 

[Mikekind]

...and in this fight, he had no reason to think he would lose. Knife guy just got electrocuted with a bajillion volts. Who wouldn't think they won?

 

[Alex Logan]

Here we again...

 

[Mikekind]

I should add, I loves me some Batman, and if I were writing it, I can't think of a way I'd have him lose (as in die) but in the video posted it makes perfect sense.

 

[batfan08]

...and in this fight, he had no reason to think he would lose. Knife guy just got electrocuted with a bajillion volts. Who wouldn't think they won?

Someone who has seen monsters made of clay, crocodile men, an imp stalker from another dimension, men that can't be harmed by bullets and that shoot laser beams from their eyes...shall I go on?

 

[Mikekind]

I doubt Batman assumes every single being he encounters is super-powered, otherwise he be taking DNA analysis of every thug he beats down.

 

[devilof76]

Didn't he watch blades come out of the guy's fists?

 

[ASTRO13ZOMBIE]

The fact of the matter is that Batman is tactical. If he thinks he's going to lose, he'll retreat, and find out more about his enemy before engaging him again. Worse comes to worse, he holds Wolverine off while he signals his pal Superman to come and throw him into the sun.

Sometimes you're not given the opportunity to retreat.

^
Was probably thinking it would have been a good idea at this point.
The only reason he "got away"
was because bane let him live.
Would somebody like wolverine do the same?

 

[batfan08]

Didn't he watch blades come out of the guy's fists?

 

[Mikekind]

Didn't he watch blades come out of the guy's fists?

Okay, you need to shut up, haha

BUT, just because a guy has knifey hands, doesn't mean he is unkillable. Perhaps Bats should have retreated and formulated a plan, I'll concede that point

 

[karamazov80]

Someone who has seen monsters made of clay, crocodile men, an imp stalker from another dimension, men that can't be harmed by bullets and that shoot laser beams from their eyes...shall I go on?

Yes, but that's completely unrealistic of course. This is all fantasy, where certain rules of logic don't apply. If Prof. X really had those powers, only other psychic enemies would ever have a chance against the X-Men. If Wolverine really existed, all his enemies would drive around those vehicles that pick up cars with magnets at junkyards. If Batman really existed, he would die the first time he tried to take on a super-powered enemy. Etc.

 

[steve74]

Here we again...

I knew I'd be kicking the hornets' nest when I posted that video.

 

[Mikekind]

I knew I'd be kicking the hornets' nest when I posted that video.

It's all in good fun, as far as I'm concerned

 

[ASTRO13ZOMBIE]

It's all in good fun, as far as I'm concerned

This

 

[Voorhees27]

That was pretty awesome tbh. Considering its all some fan made fun, it turned out well imo.

 

[devilof76]

Okay, you need to shut up, haha

I was going to say that Batman also would have noticed that there were no wounds on his knuckles when the blades came out again, but I think I'd rather sit back and wait to see how long it takes for this thread to spontaneously combust.

 

[batfan08]

Sometimes you're not given the opportunity to retreat.

^
Was probably thinking it would have been a good idea at this point.
The only reason he got away and was able to "find out more about his enemy before engaging him again"
Was because bane let him live.
Would somebody like wolverine do the same?

Bane is on an equal level with Batman, not to mention the fact that Batman was weakened on a physical and mental level due to the "preparation" that Bane had him go through. I don't think Wolverine would be able to inflict nearly as much damage before Batman would retreat (I.e. Batman would quit while he's ahead, as being incapacitated + an enemy with sharp blades protruding from his hands is not exactly a recipe for success).