38 Reasons Why Iron Man is Cooler than Darth Vader
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daikkenaurora
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Iron Man cool...but not Vader.
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GrayWolf87
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That list had some good little laughs in it
LaMelnik
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Another Iron Man is cooler...
Iron Man doesn't need George Lucas to create better and badder Sith/Jedi Killers only to kill them off in the same movie (That means you Darth Maul and General Grevious)
Iron Man doesn't need George Lucas to create better and badder Sith/Jedi Killers only to kill them off in the same movie (That means you Darth Maul and General Grevious)
LaMelnik
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oh and
Stan Lee > George Lucas
Stan Lee > George Lucas
preeny101
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firefly2121
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Thats a great list Mike...Did you write it??? If so, way to much time on your hands bro...But a very funny list.
eczamurai
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Iron man has a spare suit. in a briefcase. and he puts it on.. in a totally impossible way, but you dont care.
Colossus
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Love it, Great Points and Truthfull
slipknotpredator
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This is blasphemy! this is madness!
thenammagazine
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Most people didn't know Iron Man even existed until 2008.
This is actually kinda sad because its true!
Master Wayne
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List was alright. AC/DC should be much higher on there.
Balsquat
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Ig88 is so much hotter then Scarlet Johansen....
Blackthornone
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Vader is cooler than Iron Man because:
Vader's powers come from WITHIN, whereas Iron Man's powers come from his armor, which is from without. He who's powers come from within is always a greater man than one who's powers come from without.
Iron Man can run out of fuel or battery power. Darth Vader never runs out of power or energy.
Iron Man is an alcoholic, a man who therefore has no control of himself, and who was played by that obnoxious coke fiend, Robert Downey Jr.,who got CAUGHT twice for doing coke, and after the judge let him off easy the first time, he STILL kept doing the coke and got caught AGAIN... lame loser... whereas Darth Vader was played by the great James Earl Jones,who is a MUCH better actor ,and David Prowse, who is a body builder, and a dancer, who could indeed out dance Robert Downey Jr. I think David Prowse is also a martial artist, as well.
Darth Vader can sense things with the Force for awesome psychic powers, which Iron Man cannot.
Remember when Han Solo shot at Darth Vader in Bespin and Darth Vader deflected the blaster bolts with his hand, and then took his blaster from across the room? Same thing would happen between Iron Man and Darth Vader. Darth Vader would just strip Iron Man's armor off using the Force.
Vader's powers come from WITHIN, whereas Iron Man's powers come from his armor, which is from without. He who's powers come from within is always a greater man than one who's powers come from without.
Iron Man can run out of fuel or battery power. Darth Vader never runs out of power or energy.
Iron Man is an alcoholic, a man who therefore has no control of himself, and who was played by that obnoxious coke fiend, Robert Downey Jr.,who got CAUGHT twice for doing coke, and after the judge let him off easy the first time, he STILL kept doing the coke and got caught AGAIN... lame loser... whereas Darth Vader was played by the great James Earl Jones,who is a MUCH better actor ,and David Prowse, who is a body builder, and a dancer, who could indeed out dance Robert Downey Jr. I think David Prowse is also a martial artist, as well.
Darth Vader can sense things with the Force for awesome psychic powers, which Iron Man cannot.
Remember when Han Solo shot at Darth Vader in Bespin and Darth Vader deflected the blaster bolts with his hand, and then took his blaster from across the room? Same thing would happen between Iron Man and Darth Vader. Darth Vader would just strip Iron Man's armor off using the Force.
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No more impossible than a man surviving being slammed about wearing an invulnerable suit without turning to goo inside like a scrambled egg, or at the very least, getting a concussion and multiple broken bones. The reason Iron Man's armor works is because it creates an energy field that permeates every single cell in his body, which maintains it's healthy proper shape, and therefore prevents any part of his body from being crushed or any internal damage or bruising. Without that aspect of the armor's function, Iron Man would never be able to survive a 50 caliber bullet to the head without it killing him from the shock of the impact. The first Army Fritz helmets would stop bullets really well, but they had inadequate padding inside to disperse the impact well enough. As a result, when men got shot in the head, the bullet didn't get through the helmet, but the shock of the helmet being slammed against the men's skull would be enough to kill them, so they would be just as dead as if the helmet never stopped the bullet. The helmets were later upgraded with better internal suspension and padding to prevent this.
The Iron Man suit or armor that goes into a briefcase is made up of tiny little links, almost like chain mail, which when the suit is powered up, assumes the shape of Tony Stark's body, so as to become bulletproof, and a virtually impenetrable shell against anything, while at the same time conforming to all of Tony Stark's movements, because of the intelligence of the armor, and how it configures the energy field.
The same strength of energy field that protects Tony's body from internal damage also maintains the shape of the armor.
Even if the shock of the impact were to be evenly dispersed with the right kind of suspension and padding, there is only so much stress the human body can withstand on it's own. That is why Iron Man's armor needs that energy field on the inside, and is the same reason why Iron Man can have a suit of armor that folds up into a briefcase. It is the nature of the technology of his armor. That energy field provides FAR more protection than the actual physical shell of Iron Man's armor could POSSIBLY provide. That energy field would have to be 50 times stronger than the physical shell, to do the kind of things that Iron Man can do.
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