Black Widow (July 9, 2021)

[TheDucky]

Man all I can say is they really screwed up the potential of a Widow Trilogy. Wow what a missed opportunity. I don’t get the hate against this. I really enjoyed it, far from the worst of the MCU. I think it slides around in Ant-Man/Iron Man 2/3 territory, which puts it into the top 15 for me. I can’t see it at any higher than 10th in the MCU movie rankings though. Will definitely re-watch it again.

I didn’t realize how close this was set to Endgame though. Unless I misread it, did the end credit scene really say two weeks later?

I think this should have been a trilogy though and slightly reworked. Would have been so much better.

Movie 1 - Origin of Widow that we saw in this one. Shows Hawkeye hunting down Widow and Widow’s eventual turn and at the time what we would think would be the death of the big bad.

Movie 2 - Pretty much this movie.

Movie 3 - Family teamup. Ends with her family being dusted, specifically her sister. Would give even more weight to her sacrifice in Endgame, to save her sister. End credit scene same that we got.

Even without the trilogy, I really think they should have tied her sacrifice into saving her sister with this one in an end credit scene. They still did her sacrifice dirty.

 

[gmoney5000]

ScarJo: I don’t want to be sexualized!

ScarJo in her own movie: Blatant ass shot in sweat pants

Gif

Dude, c'mon man! That link had NSFW content...I'm on my work laptop for crying out loud!!!

 

[a-dev]

Hah! I didn't scroll down.

 

[matticus]

ScarJo: I don’t want to be sexualized!

ScarJo in her own movie: Blatant ass shot in sweat pants

Gif

I think there was another shot of her in one of her suits. Clear ass shot.

The kid they cast as young Widow looked nothing like her at all. I thought she was a boy at first and the blonde was Widow.

That's Paul Anderson (director of RE movies) and Milla Jovovich's daughter.

That's because all women want to be sexualized. Don't believe feminists.

The real feminists are ugly and are mad they don't get the same attention.

I think what they are trying to say is that if a man is turned on by them regardless of how they dress or look that it is the man’s problem to deal with their own horny hormones don’t involve or interact with the female in any manner especially in a work environment.

Soon flirting will be illegal with a five year minimum sentence if caught lol

See you in prison!

So will this Taskmaster be retired and the persona be taken over by the comic accurate version in future movies or will Taskmaster remain technology based.

Can only hope so. War of words over in the Taskmaster fig thread.

Man all I can say is they really screwed up the potential of a Widow Trilogy. Wow what a missed opportunity. I don’t get the hate against this. I really enjoyed it, far from the worst of the MCU. I think it slides around in Ant-Man/Iron Man 2/3 territory, which puts it into the top 15 for me. I can’t see it at any higher than 10th in the MCU movie rankings though. Will definitely re-watch it again.

I didn’t realize how close this was set to Endgame though. Unless I misread it, did the end credit scene really say two weeks later?

I think this should have been a trilogy though and slightly reworked. Would have been so much better.

Movie 1 - Origin of Widow that we saw in this one. Shows Hawkeye hunting down Widow and Widow’s eventual turn and at the time what we would think would be the death of the big bad.

Movie 2 - Pretty much this movie.

Movie 3 - Family teamup. Ends with her family being dusted, specifically her sister. Would give even more weight to her sacrifice in Endgame, to save her sister. End credit scene same that we got.

Even without the trilogy, I really think they should have tied her sacrifice into saving her sister with this one in an end credit scene. They still did her sacrifice dirty.

Feige said he didn't want "the boys" to come to help in this movie. Well, "the boys" were part of her team and just happened to be mentioned in this movie. Lack of a Renner appearance was a huge missed opportunity. I wanted to see a Bucky flashback too. Flushed down the toliet along with Taskmrs.

Dude, c'mon man! That link had NSFW content...I'm on my work laptop for crying out loud!!!

Did he not mention ass in the post?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I love that Snyder signature.

 

[jye4ever]

I think there was another shot of her in one of her suits. Clear ass shot.

That's Paul Anderson (director of RE movies) and Milla Jovovich's daughter.

The real feminists are ugly and are mad they don't get the same attention.

See you in prison!

Can only hope so. War of words over in the Taskmaster fig thread.

Feige said he didn't want "the boys" to come to help in this movie. Well, "the boys" were part of her team and just happened to be mentioned in this movie. Lack of a Renner appearance was a huge missed opportunity. I wanted to see a Bucky flashback too. Flushed down the toliet along with Taskmrs.

Did he not mention ass in the post?

I was really confused why no HE when Budapest was their big ordeal really odd choices made lol

The movie has some brilliant parts and some really head scratching parts.

Holy crap I thought that kid looked familiar it was a mini Milla lol

 

[matticus]

I love that Snyder signature.

That's what happened to the critics who gave him a bad review.

 

[matticus]

I was really confused why no HE when Budapest was their big ordeal really odd choices made lol

The movie has some brilliant parts and some really head scratching parts.

Holy crap I thought that kid looked familiar it was a mini Milla lol

I really enjoy Ray Winstone, but wow, did he look old in this. He is like 64. Odd choices made indeed. Seems like they crammed in a lot of plot lines. The Marvel scripts have taken a dive here since Endgame. Not seeing a lot of clever and unique complete stories.

 

[guyver1]

I know this is nitpicking but I have to know.. Natasha’s end BW gear..was that really hers or was it Melina’s gear because they did the switch and Melina was wearing the white outfit It irks me because it had BW type weapons and the hook style weapon she used..if it wasn’t her gear ..how did she know how to use the weapons

 

[punisher1974]

Pee yousa is Melissa McCarthy’s coochie after a 5 minute walk.

 

[e30ernest]

I know this is nitpicking but I have to know.. Natasha’s end BW gear..was that really hers or was it Melina’s gear because they did the switch and Melina was wearing the white outfit It irks me because it had BW type weapons and the hook style weapon she used..if it wasn’t her gear ..how did she know how to use the weapons

I think they were standard issue gear for the Widows.

 

[chrisstbh]

Mmmm smelling my pheromones means you cannot harm me mmmm. Pedo.

 

[Dave_W]

So you can repair a severed nerve by clicking your nose back in place? Someone shoulda told Chris Reeve.

 

[e30ernest]

So you can repair a severed nerve by clicking your nose back in place? Someone shoulda told Chris Reeve.

Maybe she never did fix the nerve and she no longer has her sense of smell forever (they never said she got it back).

 

[Asta]

As seen on OneSixthRepublic:

 

[jye4ever]

That’s where preaching can get the preacher cornered up against a wall.

It’s impossible to film a movie without showing the actor-stunt person entire body it is impossible.

If she didn’t preach no one would care about her body parts being shown but now that she preached it becomes a thing to use against her.

I have said this from the beginning when she started preaching was that her message was confusing and actually went against what the feminist are fighting for.

If she understood her own agenda her statement regarding IM2 and hollywood in general should have been:

“If I am considered by some to be a sexy BW in IM2 then that is fine that is no negativity on me because a spy being sexy or fake flirting regardless of look is one of the many skills in her toolbox and my job as an actress is to portray the character as realistically as possible and going up against Tony Stark needed the character to be that way and it also helped shape his arc in the long run BUT just because who I am turns some people on does it mean that I or any other female are required to sleep with their bosses to move up in the world. If me being sexy sells tickets then so be it I am not apologizing to any other woman for that but if I turn you on then that is on you don’t expect me to fulfill your fantasy just so that I can find work you want to call me a ***** then call me a ***** just make sure I get my salary.”

Instead her stupid message was that women should be ashamed of their sexuality because men will only objectify it for financial gain, an actor-actress no less.

What happens if the roll is for a stripper lol

Coming from someone who used her sexuality to get where she is at, smh.

Jessica Biel is spewing the same crap ughh.

Thank god old woman Sigourney Weaver is not out there complaining that they showed a close-up of her crotch in Alien 42 years ago lol

I loved the Mary Ann actress from Gilligans Island she said I was mad sexy and loved every second of driving men crazy lol

Take that Scarjo.

Hell i’m surprised Scarjo doesn’t want Grease re-edited to remove Travolta being driven mad by Olivia’s tight black pants!

Besides we all know Travolta was acting there because Olivia wasn’t a male masseuse lol

 

[jye4ever]

Back to the movie…

I guess BW didn’t realize that instead of having to painfully break her nose to block her nerve from working so that she couldn’t smell the old white man all she had to do was stuff some plugs in her nose and breath thru her mouth lol

Yeah this movie is that bad at times.

Ironically as an old white man myself I was laughing as I was watching knowing that I haven’t had the sense of smell for 8 months now post covid.

My wife and I were right next to a skunk the other night and my wife was blown away that I couldn’t smell it lol

My wife has to tell me if I have BO or not before leaving for work just to make sure I didn’t miss anything.

Other things I now can’t do with no smell (and taste)…

I can’t tell if food is spoiled.

I can’t tell if my bath towel is mildew stinky.

I can’t tell if there is a chemical leak or chemicals are being used.

I can’t tell if my wife silent farted on my face when i’m going down on her or if her coochie stinks sorry I know TMI lol.

 

[Dave_W]

Maybe she never did fix the nerve and she no longer has her sense of smell forever (they never said she got it back).

True. That sandwich in Endgame must have been bland AF then.

 

[BeefEaster]

Watched this last night and the only memorable part was how badly they ****** up taskmaster.

 

[punisher1974]

Back to the movie…

I guess BW didn’t realize that instead of having to painfully break her nose to block her nerve from working so that she couldn’t smell the old white man all she had to do was stuff some plugs in her nose and breath thru her mouth lol

Yeah this movie is that bad at times.

Ironically as an old white man myself I was laughing as I was watching knowing that I haven’t had the sense of smell for 8 months now post covid.

My wife and I were right next to a skunk the other night and my wife was blown away that I couldn’t smell it lol

My wife has to tell me if I have BO or not before leaving for work just to make sure I didn’t miss anything.

Other things I now can’t do with no smell (and taste)…

I can’t tell if food is spoiled.

I can’t tell if my bath towel is mildew stinky.

I can’t tell if there is a chemical leak or chemicals are being used.

I can’t tell if my wife silent farted on my face when i’m going down on her or if her coochie stinks sorry I know TMI lol.

Pee yousa is Melissa McCarthy’s coochie after a 5 minute walk

My wife and I were right next to a skunk the other night and my wife was blown away that I couldn’t smell it lol