T2 was utter crap. It was about as "necessary" and enjoyable as Zoolander 2 or Anchorman 2. They all sucked.
Fight Club 2 was the absolute worst of the lot though. I can't believe it actually came from the same brain that gave us the original. You know how the prequels crammed in stupid references to the originals, and even had ridiculous stuff like Darth Vader building C-3PO?
This was worse. He brought Robert Paulsen and Chloe back from the dead for the story. Think about how stupid that sounds and I assure you, it's even dumber than you're imagining.
He brought back Jared Leto's character Angel Face:
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Meatloaf's Robert Paulson is now some kind of undead avenging spirit:
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Chloe, a very sad/poignant minor character in the original, (the lady that looked like Meryl Streep's skeleton) actually faked her death for some reason and is a shriveled old woman:
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And Pahlaniak writes himself into the book, cause it's "so meta" but Grant Morrison he is not.
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This thing was such trash. I had high hopes too. But the story was abysmal and the art flat out sucked. Good covers, but that's hardly enough to justify its existence. I read some reviews on amazon from fans of the original book and movie and it was just savaged. Rightly so.
My bro cant kick his habit, unfortunately he lives with my mom so we have to tolerate him. It kinda sucks.
He brought back Jared Leto's character Angel Face:
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Meatloaf's Robert Paulson is now some kind of undead avenging spirit:
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Chloe, a very sad/poignant minor character in the original, (the lady that looked like Meryl Streep's skeleton) actually faked her death for some reason and is a shriveled old woman:
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And Pahlaniak writes himself into the book, cause it's "so meta" but Grant Morrison he is not.
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This thing was such trash. I had high hopes too. But the story was abysmal and the art flat out sucked. Good covers, but that's hardly enough to justify its existence. I read some reviews on amazon from fans of the original book and movie and it was just savaged. Rightly so.
Is that Kane the big red machine without his mask? (and when he had hair)
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