Stretch Armstrong - The Movie

[Buttmunch]

Wow! I can't believe they are actually serious about making this!

 

[p!tu]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/YKGjif2Bj5A&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/YKGjif2Bj5A&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

 

[Chapter 2099]

^^^^ Those were the days!

 

[automaton]

so maybe there is hope for a Pulsar movie after all?

 

[Hulksmashed]

What the crap? Monopoly the movie? That just seems like Hasbro is desperate. Clue could be good considering the first one was entertaining. And Candy Land could be a good kids movie. But Ouija? What the crap?

I guess desperate is what happens when you run all of your toy lines into the ground with poor quality and bad desicions!

 

[Starkiller]

Is Disney making this?

 

[Buttmunch]

I guess they at least have Twitard tickets sold with the casting choice. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Stretch blonde haired and blue eyed? They can't even get that right!

 

[The Ringer]

The first theatrically released porno.

 

[The Mike]

I wonder if there will be a cutting Stretch open to see what was inside since that is what 90% of the people I knew who had one did.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Still think this could be a fun movie. Hopefully Eisner can get it made at some point.

It should def be a parody film like Last Action Hero & Cabin in The Woods but targeting the Hasbro adaptations like Bayformers and GI Joe. Just something truly ridiculous but really ****ing funny and with tons of production value.

 

[Otomofan]

Remember when Bruce Willis was gonna be Plastic Man in the early 90s?

I used to read and re-read Wizard magazine religiously back then. Oh, and Arnold was supposed to play Sgt Rock, right?

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Remember when Bruce Willis was gonna be Plastic Man in the early 90s?

I used to read and re-read Wizard magazine religiously back then. Oh, and Arnold was supposed to play Sgt Rock, right?

Wizard Magazine

 

[MegaPrime33]

Meh. I'll wait for the porn version.