Star Wars XXX

[darthviper107]

"Ghhhhaaaa!"

(when Luke makes it in the shaft)

 

[barryo]

....thread is still going.......one more........




Hey, point that thing someplace else...................

 

[shocktrooper_au]

hey Goldenrod!

 

[The Entity]

Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...

Anakin: No, I'm taking him NOW!

 

[Darth Snoopy]

The comments in this thread are hilarious!

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[UTtoyfan]

The comments in this thread are hilarious!

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So true! Thanks everyone for defiling the Star Wars movies when I watch them again.
I'll think of this thread when I hear each and every line spoken that was typed in the comments.

 

[preeny101]

"This little one's not worth the effort"

 

[Batty]

hey Goldenrod!

 

[Darth Madden]

I had forgotten how many great porno lines SW had.

 

[Deckard]

Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

 

[barryo]

I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.............................

 

[Deckard]

What are you trying to pull on us.

 

[barryo]

One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for............

 

[Boba Ben]

"You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

I wonder if Panda Baba gets any action in this? His face makes for some unusual scenarios.

 

[denryanj]

"I have FELT him, my master".

 

[fosing]

Hey! Point that thing someplace else!

(this better be in 3D!!)

 

[galactiboy]

"would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough."

 

[THX-182]

So this is like 10 pages of dirty innuendo quotes and not a whole lot about the flick.

Reminds me of a foreign porn spoof I saw once called Porn Wars. Loosely based off of Star Wars.

 

[Kuzeh]

This thread is hilarious!!!
!!!

"How you get so big, eating food of this kind?"

 

[The Entity]

"What could possibly have come over Master Luke?"