Media Resident Evil Remake/Zero Remastered

[DarkMario616]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

 

[Henry Morgan*]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

 

[Biojex]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Leon the best character? oh you kids crack me up.

 

[FSLAR]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

At least Leon isn't roided out(Chris) or a bimbo who barely matters (Jill). Plus, Leon's design did give birth to...

And bear in mind Leon does get all the chicks who do want overtime with him

 

[Project_A]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Leon the best character?

 

[Project_A]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

At least Leon isn't roided out(Chris) or a bimbo who barely matters (Jill). Plus, Leon's design did give birth to...

And bear in mind Leon doesn't get all the chicks

 

[Henry Morgan*]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Better to be chased by a crazy ***** like Jessica than having overtime with a whiny ***** with monkey ears like Ashley

 

[FSLAR]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Doesn't matter. She was the president's daughter and was willing to ruin her father's image. Just for Leon

Henry, I thought you loved Leon

 

[Henry Morgan*]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Doesn't matter. She was the president's daughter and was willing to ruin her father's image. Just for Leon

Henry, I thought you loved Leon

How dare you..

I do!!!!

Just saying... Chris attracts the Jersey Shore ***** type, Leon attracts the Ashley type

 

[Biojex]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

At least Leon isn't roided out(Chris) or a bimbo who barely matters (Jill). Plus, Leon's design did give birth to...

And bear in mind Leon does get all the chicks who do want overtime with him

No chick wants to get with Leon. Ashley was a prebuescent who probably likes Leon because he has the same haircut as her favorite boy band member. All the real Women; Claire, Ada, hell even Sherry put their hands up and say "no way man...cut your hair and maybe work on that cute little peach fuzz you got on your face there...then we'll talk"

Chris though. Chris is hitting everyone. Jill, Rebecca, Jessica, Sheva, The mayors daughter...before Irons got a hold of her (do your research), Piers... Wesker on occasion. Dude is a stallion.

 

[Henry Morgan*]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Chris though. Chris is hitting everyone. Jill, Rebecca, Jessica, Sheva, The mayors daughter...before Irons got a hold of her (do your research), Piers... Wesker on occasion. Dude is a stallion.

Someone please give this man a +1 rep
I would if I could

 

[Project_A]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

 

[FSLAR]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Ashley was 18 what, 18 is pre-puberty now? also bear in mind Ada and Leon kissed in 2. More action than Chris got.

Lol Chris and Jill. People on TVtropes theorized that Chris got Jill pregnant in 6 also...Rebecca? Noooo. Don't care about Jessica, didn't play Revelations yet. Sheva? ....wait, people actually give a **** about her and her lack of a personality? Mayor's daughter, what? Link

Also none can get with Wesker. He's too sexy for everyone else in this bloody franchise. So nope. Piers...was probably the other way around. And still. Leon inspired Dante. End of argument.

How dare you..

I do!!!!

Just saying... Chris attracts the Jersey Shore ***** type, Leon attracts the Ashley type

This is why I didn't come to your aid. Hoe. Now go get Premium Membership.

Oh man, this is a great turn around for the thread. Can we trash talk Steve next? Discuss Ashley's ballistics?

 

[Project_A]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

 

[Henry Morgan*]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

This is why I didn't come to your aid. Hoe. Now go get Premium Membership.

Oh man, this is a great turn around for the thread. Can we trash talk Steve next? Discuss Ashley's ballistics?

YES! Steve!

... Steve and his stupid titanic hair

 

[Biojex]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Ashley was 18 what, 18 is pre-puberty now? also bear in mind Ada and Leon kissed in 2. More action than Chris got.

Lol Chris and Jill. People on TVtropes theorized that Chris got Jill pregnant in 6 also...Rebecca? Noooo. Don't care about Jessica, didn't play Revelations yet. Sheva? ....wait, people actually give a **** about her and her lack of a personality? Mayor's daughter, what? Link

Also none can get with Wesker. He's too sexy for everyone else in this bloody franchise. So nope. Piers...was probably the other way around. And still. Leon inspired Dante. End of argument.

This post reads with a lot of denial. Play through the series with everything I told you. The signs are all there.

Obviously someone got with Wesker. We got little Jakey.

And once your in RE threads long enough, you'll know it always devolves in the same pattern which eventually always ends with, who put their square crank into so and so's hexagonal hole. Trust me, you'll get used to it.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

At least Leon isn't roided out(Chris) or a bimbo who barely matters (Jill). Plus, Leon's design did give birth to...

And bear in mind Leon does get all the chicks who do want overtime with him

Better to be chased by a crazy ***** like Jessica than having overtime with a whiny ***** with monkey ears like Ashley

Chris is just an angry boulder punching drunk, that gets ALL his partners killed. I'm sure Sheva ended up dying from exposure to him after RE5.

Leon is whiny, only in RE2-6, RE4 he's a soldier of fortune and is only focused on saving dumb Ashley.

 

[ironwez20]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Leon the best character? oh you kids crack me up.

Who's the best character to you hm. Please dont say barry lol

 

[GasparZizou]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

I have no idea what's going on here but it's entertaining

 

[ironwez20]

Re: Resident Evil Remake Remastered

Btw Leon is freaking awesome. gets every girl he's on a team with. Degeneration, re6, re2 plus the fangirls love the guy. Pretty much the new face of RE after 4. Chris just became more of a joke character as he starred in dumbass sequels to the franchise. His part in 6 was even worse than leon's. All that gears of war **** he did lol