Iron Man 3 Discussion Thread

[ZaCHw117]

Dad saw the new trailer yesterday in IMAX 3D before Oz. After it was over he leans over and says we're going at midnight and you're taking the next day off.

I wish I had a Dad....

WHERE WERE YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE! HUH?



Both my parents were killed after we went to the Opera.

Now I'm alone with all this money n' ****. Maybe I'll become a superhero or something IDK.

 

[jye4ever]

My parents abandoned me in the sewers when I was a baby during Christmas.

 

[intothevoid]

I wish I had a Dad....

WHERE WERE YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE! HUH?



Both my parents were killed after we went to the Opera.

Now I'm alone with all this money n' ****. Maybe I'll become a superhero or something IDK.

 

[ZaCHw117]

My parents abandoned me in the sewers when I was a baby during Christmas.

Maybe we can be best bros?

Unless you have a big nose, then **** that.

 

[DiFabio]

My parents fought a lot and my dad cut my face up with a knife. Then, later, my wife was cut up by sharks and, to make her happy, I cut the other side of my face.

Then when I was a little older, this big retard in a cape and cowl made my bullet fly through my scarred cheeks and bucked me over into a vat of toxic chemicals.

I haven't been the same since.

 

[ZaCHw117]

I wish I had a Dad....

WHERE WERE YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE! HUH?



Both my parents were killed after we went to the Opera.

Now I'm alone with all this money n' ****. Maybe I'll become a superhero or something IDK.

Superhero thing didn't really work out . . .

 

[jye4ever]

My parents fought a lot and my dad cut my face up with a knife. Then, later, my wife was cut up by sharks and, to make her happy, I cut the other side of my face.

Then when I was a little older, this big retard in a cape and cowl made my bullet fly through my scarred cheeks and bucked me over into a vat of toxic chemicals.

I haven't been the same since.

... ... ... ...

 

[DiFabio]

 

[ZaCHw117]

Is that off an episode of Full House?

 

[jye4ever]

Dat gif is crazy.

 

[DiFabio]

https://www.sideshowcollectors.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4923799&postcount=5272

 

[ZaCHw117]

Holy ****, I don't even remember that.

 

[The Josh]

I wish I had a Dad....

WHERE WERE YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE! HUH?



Both my parents were killed after we went to the Opera.

Now I'm alone with all this money n' ****. Maybe I'll become a superhero or something IDK.

 

[intothevoid]

Holy ****, I don't even remember that.

 

[DiFabio]

Holy ****, I don't even remember that.

Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind.

 

[jye4ever]

Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind.

Nah, I'm still as intelligent as ever.

I got dis' wizard **** on lockdown now.

 

[xjamiex]

The last two pages have so much win

 

[jye4ever]

Nah, I'm still as intelligent as ever.

I got dis' wizard **** on lockdown now.

 

[DiFabio]