I challenge you to not cover your junk while reading this.

[VASith]

Is four goals in 22 games pretty good?

Fora fourth division team it's hard to say. Certainly not awful or stellar for that matter.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

I refuse to click on the link in post #1. I don't know what this is about and I'm afraid to find out.

 

[thenammagazine]

How many of you instinctively protected your balls when reading it?

They protect themselves.

It's called evolution. Your postal system could learn a thing or 10 from it.

 

[The Ween]

He must be one of those guys that has ram balls.

 

[thenammagazine]

He must be one of those guys that has ram balls.

 

[GrueSam]

Ohhhhhh the things I want to say regarding that!

 

[Timinator]

https://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer...m-during-fourth-division-english-match-122711

That's terrible!

OK. Don't do a Google image search for the word ouch. Way worse than that story.

OH!!! Why would you even suggest that?! Now I need to scrub my eyes!

 

[Darth Waller]

OH!!! Why would you even suggest that?! Now I need to scrub my eyes!