I challenge you to not cover your junk while reading this.

[ProgMatinee]

https://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer...m-during-fourth-division-english-match-122711

 

[Darth Caedus]

Ahhhhhh good god.....

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

.

 

[Darth Waller]

OK. Don't do a Google image search for the word ouch. Way worse than that story.

 

[cplhicks]

OK. Don't do a Google image search for the word ouch. Way worse than that story.

Pro tip!

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Oh mother of all creatures great and small...

OK. Don't do a Google image search for the word ouch. Way worse than that story.

 

[averone]

It baffles me why these pros never protect their privates!

Whenever I play I protect my family jewels with a nut guard!
Saved my life a dozen times at least!

 

[GrueSam]

Ohhhhhh the things I want to say regarding this...

 

[Centurion]

Damn!
This really sac! err, I mean, sucks!

 

[a-dev]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[thenammagazine]

Ohhhhhh the things I want to say regarding this...

You mean like.....

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[a-dev]

Show me the scrotum!!

 

[VASith]

Would have been better if it was a Spurs player. Most of them don't have scrotums though...

 

[ProgMatinee]

Would have been better if it was a Spurs player. Most of them don't have scrotums though...

Spurs players do dive and whine like soccer players don't they.

 

[ProgMatinee]

How many of you instinctively protected your balls when reading it?

 

[a-dev]

I always have at least one hand on my balls by default so no need for me

 

[Boba Ben]

Is four goals in 22 games pretty good?

 

[ProgMatinee]

Is four goals in 22 games pretty good?

at soccer. boring. they count how good a player is by the number of times he touched the ball.

 

[a-dev]

 

[Calcifer]