Star Wars: The Acolyte

[Johnny Utah]

 

[choombaz]

 

[Wor-Gar]

That's it!


Darth Gimp

 

[choombaz]

I’m anticipating Book of Boba Fett levels of entertainment …

On this forum

 

[Mandible]

Yup, definitely a muppet.

Darth Dr Teeth.

 

[jye4ever]

This show has to be some kind of joke.

Yes that’s it.

A joke on the children.

 

[Mandible]

Can't not see it now.

 

[Mondragon]

So Grover?

Can't not see it now.

OMG it's his father!

 

[wormlander]

Baby xeno head....

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Good post but showrunner remarks have killed off any residual interest I might have had....e.g. something about "fans having to accept". IMO I don't have to ACCEPT anything as a PAYING customer. All the peg-warming plastic toys are witness to that kind of attitude.

Didn't realize until now this was a Star Wars Alien crossover. If they're gonna have chestbursters killing off the weak (sorry,.. woke) characters COUNT ME IN!...

 

[Sassafras]

This show has to be some kind of joke.

Yes that’s it.

A joke on the children.

It's not a joke, it's the REAPING. There's a reason for the missing members of that baby Jedi class.

 

[Wor-Gar]

The audience that Disney doesn't make Star Wars for...

 

[jye4ever]

So Mae is

Spoiler:

a twin

which is on the poster which completely went under the radar simply because no one cares lol

Bad-Mae

Say that fast

 

[Sassafras]

So Mae is

Spoiler:

a twin

which is on the poster which completely went under the radar simply because no one cares lol

Bad-Mae

Say that fast

It's supposed to be POIGNANT and GUTWRENCHING to have to hunt down and kill your "other self" and face the darkness in urself blah blah blah. They're making a move to top Obi-Wan having to hunt Anakin.

The funniest part of the whole thing is Disney cancelling any season 2.



LOL the guy narrating "I am Death" sounds so flat, he sounds like a guy stuck in traffic reading the manual to his I-pod.

 

[Wor-Gar]

That is the worst narration EVA!

 

[jinkazama]

So Grover?

OMG it's his father!

 

[jye4ever]

That is the worst narration EVA!

While that is fake it’s not that far removed from the real thing.

 

[Otomofan]

"I am Ackoliite and I will destroy Jedi order."

 

[Sixth Scale Man]

Soooo dulllll.
Did they forget to unhide the sound fx tracks before rendering?
That narration…
Oh well

 

[Ramatuelle]

Y'all, I just ****ing cant. I. Can. Not. I hope this is satire.

https://www.jedinews.com/film-music...9gUkIR09acxJu9-wqTexy1nFr2nWIX5qgnzAn15rci5y6

"It immediately communicated a kind of emotional entanglement and also high-octane action. It was like, ‘I think I understand what that is,’ and it started a conversation that led to me elevating her pitch, ultimately up to Kathy [Kennedy, Lucasfilm president]. Leslye is an amazing storyteller and when she finally pitched Kathy, everyone was crying. It was that kind of meeting.”

*scrolls for Anakin in phone contacts* get your ass over here and bring that lightsaber

 

[Sassafras]

Y'all, I just ****ing cant. I. Can. Not. I hope this is satire.

https://www.jedinews.com/film-music...9gUkIR09acxJu9-wqTexy1nFr2nWIX5qgnzAn15rci5y6

"It immediately communicated a kind of emotional entanglement and also high-octane action. It was like, ‘I think I understand what that is,’ and it started a conversation that led to me elevating her pitch, ultimately up to Kathy [Kennedy, Lucasfilm president]. Leslye is an amazing storyteller and when she finally pitched Kathy, everyone was crying. It was that kind of meeting.”

*scrolls for Anakin in phone contacts* get your ass over here and bring that lightsaber

What is wrong with these people? This comment alone is why so much media just sux.

The people in charge must be all high on bubble tea, laying around on body pillows. You're in a supposed professional meeting; dealing with millions of dollars, already aware of tanking stock numbers, low viewership, peg warmer merchandise.

Yeah, the fans are crying too. Crying over their favorite franchises being co-opted by fan fiction, and watching gifted actors desperately trying to elevate stupid material.