Homeland Security Warns :"Zombies are coming!"

[thenammagazine]

Funny... yet helpful!

WASHINGTON -- "The zombies are coming!" the Homeland Security Department says.

Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.


The Federal Emergency Management Agency hosted an online seminar for its Citizen Corps organization to help emergency planners better prepare their communities for disaster. The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention last year first launched a zombie apocalypse social media campaign for the same purposes.

Emergency planners were encouraged to use the threat of zombies – the flesh-hungry, walking dead – to encourage citizens to prepare for disasters. Organizers also noted the relative proximity to Halloween.

Among the government's recommendations were having an emergency evacuation plan and a change of clothes, plus keeping on hand fresh water, extra medications and emergency flashlights.

A few of the government's suggestions tracked closely with some of the 33 rules for dealing with zombies popularized in the 2009 movie "Zombieland," which included "always carry a change of underwear" and "when in doubt, know your way out."

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[Batty]

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

 

[mojo customz]

--should not this be in the (you can not make this sh** up section).................

 

[The Ween]

--should not this be in the (you can not make this sh** up section).................

There isn't one any more...

I blame Nam.

 

[devilof76]

Funny you should say that. I blame Nam too.

 

[barryo]

if ever there was a news blurb tailored for a specific individual...............nam................

 

[thenammagazine]

There isn't one any more...

I blame Nam.

It was your little boyfriend who got it locked.

Funny you should say that. I blame Nam too.

Speak of the devil (pun intended )!

 

[Mr. EcKo]

 

[The Ween]

It was your little boyfriend who got it locked.

Jeremy is too busy for those sorta things.

Speak of the devil (pun intended )!

I beg to differ honestly, but we won't get this started again.

 

[The Ween]

What I want to know is....

WHERE'S CARL?!!

 

[Centurion]

What I want to know is....

WHERE'S CARL?!!

LOL! Not again?!

 

[ZaCHw117]

One does not simply keep track of Carl...

 

[thenammagazine]

What I want to know is....

WHERE'S CARL?!!

Ask Dale? Oh...wait...

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Ask Dale? Oh...wait...

what about shane?

 

[devilof76]

Shane only gave a crap about where Carl was when he thought it would get him in Lori's pants.

 

[thenammagazine]

Shane only gave a crap about where Carl was when he thought it would get him in Lori's pants.

Whatever his intentions, at least he gave a crap about Carl. Clearly Carl's own mother doesn't.

 

[devilof76]

It's clear if you're already biased against her because you wanted Shane to be a tragic character, instead of just a backstabbing, envious, emotionally unstable, and ultimately homicidal tool.

If you're not, it gets a bit foggier.

 

[Centurion]

Shane only gave a crap about where Carl was when he thought it would get him in Lori's pants.

Whatever his intentions, at least he gave a crap about Carl. Clearly Carl's own mother doesn't.

This here pretty much sums it up:

 

[thenammagazine]

Despite the producers of the show spelling it out directly, I'm still in denial.