GI Joe Official Movie Publicity Photos - LARGE PICS!

[EVILFACE]

Well, apparently the test screening part is true at least. The film received the lowest score in the history of Paramount.

Lorenzo di Bonaventura is a lying sack of ^^^^.

I'm glad this POS movie is getting slammed, but part of me hates it. It means we will prolly never see a proper RAH movie made.

 

[Sixthscalemagazine]

 

[EVILFACE]

 

[CelticPredator]

Only reason I mentioned him was because of how he dealt with Spider-Man, which was mostly pretty good and true to the source material.

FULL OF WIN! Wow...

 

[Kuzeh]

That's too funny!!

 

[IrishJedi]

I'm glad this POS movie is getting slammed, but part of me hates it. It means we will prolly never see a proper RAH movie made.

Well, that chances are even less so if it were a huge hit... because then it would become the defacto template for G.I. JOE. At least this abomination falling on its face would give us a slim chance for a reboot someday.

 

[Silent December]

poor Ray Park, that guy can't catch a break!

 

[thenammagazine]

poor Ray Park, that guy can't catch a break!

I wouldn't say that. He was really the only thing to look forward to in TPM.

 

[IrishJedi]

And to his credit it appears he at least did his part for the JOE flick. Too bad he'll look stupid doing it in that dumb costume.

 

[Eli26]

Yep, I just read this...
I guess this will go straight to video and they can start all over from scratch!!



Whoever drew this needs an urgent crash-course on perspective...

Would love to see you do better.

 

[Customikey]

Would love to see you do better.

The Universal Response Intended To Stop Any And All Debate Or Criticism.

..............

 

[Khev]

Would love to see you do better.

You'd love to see him take a crap on his old GI Joe toys? Because that would be better than what Sommers did.

 

[IrishJedi]

I think he was referring to the crappy Devil's Due WWIII cover illustration and not the film abomination.

 

[Khev]

Oops. The quoted text mentioned straight-to-video and starting from scratch so I thought they were both talking about only the movie. I see the picture now a couple pages back.

 

[CelticPredator]

Would love to see you do better.

HATE that response!

By that logic, you cant crit a movie, unless you can make a full hollywood film.

 

[thenammagazine]

HATE that response!

By that logic, you cant crit a movie, unless you can make a full hollywood film.

Not really, as I said earlier, all you'd need is a hand-held, a toilet and some undercooked chicken and you'd have a movie that far exceeds this one.

 

[Deeznutz6]

Dont forget the bucket of KFC and extra TP

 

[Blu Falcon]

Incredible...

https://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/sadness_is_the_new_gi_joe_movie_clip.php

 

[SweeneyTodd]

This movie deserves more than a facepalm. Much more.

 

[Blu Falcon]

This movie deserves more than a facepalm. Much more.

Agreed. The clip from the movie was just horrendous.