General Washington in the house

[devilof76]

That's a shame. It's too bad that the gun and the sword are more popular than the parchment and the quill. But it makes sense that a hobby revolving around action figures would not be receptive to characters that only fought with their minds.

 

[Captain Faramir]

That's a shame. It's too bad that the gun and the sword are more popular than the parchment and the quill. But it makes sense that a hobby revolving around action figures would not be receptive to characters that only fought with their minds.

I guess that rules out Professor X and Jean Grey.

 

[devilof76]

I guess that rules out Professor X and Jean Grey.

Didn't think of it that way. I guess I'd have to include superpowers along with weapons. Smartass.

 

[Captain Faramir]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[devilof76]

I understand. Recent studies have shown that sarcasm is more addictive than crack, heroin, and cigarettes combined.

 

[Captain Faramir]

Oh, and I'm sure you think you're SO SMART for thinking of that one, don't you?



Wait a minute

 

[DouglasMcc]

I understand. Recent studies have shown that sarcasm is more addictive than crack, heroin, and cigarettes combined.

That reminds me ... have any of you seen the new crime ****ysis that 20/20 did a few weeks back? They have now determined that prostitutes make more money than drug dealers. Yeah, I know, I know. Hard to believe. But apparently it all comes down to one major advantage that prostitutes have over dealers. Drug dealers have a finite supply of product. Prostitutes can just wash their crack and sell it again ...

What were we talking about again? ----->




P.S. I can't believe the censoring program edited out a-n-a-l-y-s-i-s. Sure, it was only there for effect after the final punchline, but sheesh google).

 

[devilof76]

I was actually wondering how they made more money, until I got to the punchline and realized I'd heard it before. I guess there's a plus side to being enough of a space cadet that the same joke can work more than once.