Ok, it only counts if you cried real tears and laughed until your face hurt...
"Sometimes, at school, the teachers give us Scotch."
(my daughter is four years old, in preschool)
huh, what?
Butterscotch?
"No"
Scotch tape?
"No"
Snacks?
"No"
Is it something you eat or drink?
"No"
I...