Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Darth Zangetsu]

Yeah...the turtles start out as human,Splinter is April's Dad,Shredder is Krang in Disquise.....Bravo Michael BayFormer

Are you serious????? Tell me this is a joke. Please!

 

[teemu]

There are no words in all the tongues of man, orc, elves, and Batman for the level of hatred I have for Michael Bay and this film. Knoxville as Leo? Tony Shaloub as Splinter? Why? I am telling you now Karai will be played by Tyler Perry at this rate. Does anyone involved with this picture even respect the Turtles? How does Nickelodeon still have their name attached to this crap?

I can't wait to see how they ruin Casey Jones.....(there will be a sequel for sure)...Bebop and Rock Steady will probably look like Hulk abominations

 

[teemu]

Are you serious????? Tell me this is a joke. Please!

supposedly got leaked by someone who got fired from studio.....

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Things just keep getting worse. Why did they even bother to make the film in the first place is they just planned to keep on taking a dump over it all the time!

$$$$$$$$$

 

[greygoose]

Yeah...the turtles start out as human,Splinter is April's Dad,Shredder is Krang in Disquise.....Bravo Michael BayFormer

Joking, right?

 

[Kibagami]

Yeah, I didn't wanna believe it so I didn't comment.

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

I found the link he's referring too. Read at your own risk as if true these are major spoilers. I read it, and I hate Bay and this film even more.

https://movies.cosmicbooknews.com/content/possible-massive-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2014-spoilers-land-online

 

[greygoose]

I found the link he's referring too. Read at your own risk as if true these are major spoilers. I read it, and I hate Bay and this film even more.

https://movies.cosmicbooknews.com/content/possible-massive-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2014-spoilers-land-online

From the article...

Spoiler:

The Turtles are normal human teenaged non-identical quadruplet brothers age 18, 3 of which as janitors, and the "lead" brother in security, all at TCRI when they stumble into the "Central Mutagenic Chamber" that they know they're not supposed to go to and become accidentally exposed to it. I don't know their real names but I'm told they're equivalent to "Tom, Steven, Jim and Dave.

The ooze instantly mutates you in this universe into the last thing you touched. The last thing the brothers touched was a tortoise they find in the lab and pass around goofily ala "Hot Potato.

The ooze automatically makes you learn "kung fu," ala the Matrix. No mention of ninjitsu beyond dialogue of the Turtles talking conversationally about, "How cool! We're like, ninjas now, dudes!" So the Turtles are basically "Late Teenaged Mutant Kung Fu Tortoises.

If true, we riot!

 

[BuGz]

Because everything is better with explosions

Lol amazing! !

Bri

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

From the article...

Spoiler:

"The Turtles are normal human teenaged non-identical quadruplet brothers age 18, 3 of which as janitors, and the "lead" brother in security, all at TCRI when they stumble into the "Central Mutagenic Chamber" that they know they're not supposed to go to and become accidentally exposed to it. I don't know their real names but I'm told they're equivalent to "Tom, Steven, Jim and Dave."

If true, we riot!

What About this BS!

Spoiler:

The ooze magically makes you know kung fu.

Seriously, I can't believe Nick is going along with this. They have an entire product line to protect. This would make the Turtles worse than toxic.

 

[teemu]

I found the link he's referring too. Read at your own risk as if true these are major spoilers. I read it, and I hate Bay and this film even more.

https://movies.cosmicbooknews.com/content/possible-massive-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2014-spoilers-land-online

So because they (the Janitor's) touched a tortoise in a Lab,they morph into turtles from the Ooze and automatically makes them ninja's

 

[teemu]

What About this BS!

Spoiler:

The ooze magically makes you know kung fu.

Seriously, I can't believe Nick is going along with this. They have an entire product line to protect. This would make the Turtles worse than toxic.

I can,The studio knows the kids will go see it since TMNT is hot property right now,especially at retail...it's all about money among other things
The Hulk turtles will sell tickets regardless of storyline and they know that

 

[greygoose]

What About this BS!

Spoiler:

The ooze magically makes you know kung fu.

Seriously, I can't believe Nick is going along with this. They have an entire product line to protect. This would make the Turtles worse than toxic.

Whilst the leak may be BS, all that was mentioned could very well be true anyway in this new TMNT movie-verse.

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

So because they (the Janitor's) touched a tortoise in a Lab,they morph into turtles from the Ooze and automatically makes them ninja's

Cause being a janitor and a ninja are basically the same thing. They are like right next to each other in skill set requirements. This reads like someone who has never actually seen or read anything about the turtles, and was given a checklist of names and things and told write a story.

 

[Kibagami]

SIGH ...

 

[greygoose]

Well if it is true at least we can all finally give up all hope that it will be a decent Turtles film.

 

[Irvy]

Adding voiceovers that won't marry up to the original mocap performances this late in the game. A lovely sprinkle topping to finish off this turd

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I want to sit here and say how false that is, but I bet its not, Michael bay does it again.

 

[ironwez20]

Yeah...the turtles start out as human,Splinter is April's Dad,Shredder is Krang in Disquise.....Bravo Michael BayFormer

Ok this is actually and Aprils fools prank. Some dude on the technodrome made it up and for some reason people reported it. Its to damn stupid to be real. I posted it a few pages back actually. So yea this part is actually not true at all thankfully. If it even remotely was I wouldnt watch the movie. They start out as turtles.

 

[crows]

Cause being a janitor and a ninja are basically the same thing. They are like right next to each other in skill set requirements.

did you forget: