Machete

[CelticPredator]

This raped The Expendables. And this had nothing to do with Wez's post, should he come on and _____ about me not agreeing with him.

How can you not like it? It's got...

Boobs.

Blood.

Exploding Heads.

Cheech.

______ phones.

Boobs.

Segal.

and the greatest way to kill a human being ever filmed on camera.

The Intestine Rope....

4th best flick of the year.

My only issue is...I missed the scratchy ____ty quality from the Grindhouse flicks. Oh well.

 

[Eli26]

This raped The Expendables. And this had nothing to do with Wez's post, should he come on and _____ about me not agreeing with him.

How can you not like it? It's got...

Boobs.

Blood.

Exploding Heads.

Cheech.

______ phones.

Boobs.

Segal.

and the greatest way to kill a human being ever filmed on camera.

The Intestine Rope....

4th best flick of the year.

My only issue is...I missed the scratchy ____ty quality from the Grindhouse flicks. Oh well.

Does anyone know what happened to the 1-800-Hitman? That was never explained.

 

[CelticPredator]

He was cut. There's a scene in the trailer where he and Machete meet....oh well.

Who knows why they cut it...pace issues, maybe it didnt work for the story, the effect was crappy...who knows.

I did get a kick outta Tom Savini though.

Good to see him again.

 

[Eli26]

He was cut. There's a scene in the trailer where he and Machete meet....oh well.

Who knows why they cut it...pace issues, maybe it didnt work for the story, the effect was crappy...who knows.

I did get a kick outta Tom Savini though.

Good to see him again.

The editing and flow of the movie was abysmal. That just adds to it. Yet it was still entertaining.

 

[CelticPredator]

^ and it was all intentional.

 

[galactiboy]

^ and it was all intentional.

Agreed... the original movies like this are usually pretty bad when it comes to loose ends and editing. But that's just part of the charm.

I hope when this is released on BluRay that they also include the original trailer from Grindhouse. That is a ____ing masterpiece

 

[Kuzeh]

It will be in the upcoming Grindhouse BD, but I'm sure they will include it with Machete's BD too.

 

[galactiboy]

Oh, are they finally releasing the theatrical version of Grindhouse? That would be awesome and a definite purchase.

Seeing Grindhouse in the threater was seriously one of my favorite movie-going experiences. Death Proof could have been better, but the overall effect was awesome

 

[IronFingaz]

Oh, are they finally releasing the theatrical version of Grindhouse? That would be awesome and a definite purchase.

Seeing Grindhouse in the threater was seriously one of my favorite movie-going experiences. Death Proof could have been better, but the overall effect was awesome

Disc 1 - Theatrical Exhibition:

* Grindhouse Feature (Planet Terror)
* Intermission Cards
* Don’t Trailer
* Werewolf Women of the S.S Trailer
* Thanksgiving Trailer
* Grindhouse Feature (Death Proof)

Disc 2

Planet Terror

* Robert Rodriguez’s 10-Minute Film School
* The Badass Babes of Planet Terror
* The Guys of Planet Terror
* Casting Rebel
* Sickos, Bullets, And Explosions: The Stunts of Planet Terror
* The Friend, The Doctor, and the Real Estate Agent
* Planet Terror Poster Gallery

Death Proof

* Stunts On Wheels: The Legendary Drivers of Death Proof
* Quentin’s Greatest Collaborator: Editor Sally Menke
* The Guys of Death Proof
* Kurt Russell as Stuntman Mike
* Finding Quentin’s Gals
* The Uncut Version of “Baby, It’s You” performed by Mary Elizabeth Winstead
* Introducing Zoe Bell
* Double Dare Trailer
* Death Proof Extended Music
* Death Proof Poster Gallery

Blu-Ray exclusive bonus features:

* Robert Rodriguez’s 10-Minute Cooking School
* The Makeup Effects of Planet Terror
* The Hot Rods of Death Proof
* From Texas to Tennessee: The Production Design of Death Proof
* Trailers
* Extended Werewolf Women of The SS Trailer
* View Extended Cut Of Werewolf Women of the SS Trailer with Commentary by Director Rob Zombie
* The Making Of Werewolf Women of the SS Trailer
* Extended Don’t Trailer
* View Extended Cut Of Don’t Trailer with Commentary by Director Edgar Wright
* The Making of Don’t Trailer
* Don’t Storyboard/Trailer Comparison
* View Don’t Storyboard/Trailer Comparison with Commentary by Director Edgar Wright
* Don’t Storyboards Still Gallery
* Don’t Poster
* The Making of Thanksgiving Trailer
* New York Times Talk with Quention Tarantino and Lynn Hirschberg at Comic Con 2006 Featuring the Directors and Cast of Grindhouse
* Grindhouse Trailer Contest Winner Hobo With A Shotgun

 

[CelticPredator]

HOLY ____......everyone has to own this...wow....

 

[CelticPredator]

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[Kuzeh]

Chingon son unos chingones!!!!
Where the hell is this soundtrack dammit!!!

 

[Bannister]

He was cut. There's a scene in the trailer where he and Machete meet....oh well.

Who knows why they cut it...pace issues, maybe it didnt work for the story, the effect was crappy...who knows.

I did get a kick outta Tom Savini though.

Good to see him again.

I read that he filmed some character deaths but cut them out so he could bring them back for sequels if they get made.

 

[CelticPredator]

^ very possible. I can see Savini being the big bad in the next one...


"THEY KILLED HIS BROTHER....NOW THEY'LL PAY"

"THEY'LL"

"ALL"

"____ING"

"PAY!"



Machete Kills. Coming soon.

 

[Deckard]

Just saw this, was alright but not as good as it could have been imo. Still by no means bad. I'd say like a 7/10. Kinda have to agree with an earlier comment I saw, that I preferred it just as a trailer tho, it was more legendary.

 

[EVILFACE]

Well it is true to the grindhouse theme. The trailer was always better than the movie.

 

[Rackemup]

Just got done seeing this movie and I must say that I enjoyed it! It was a lot of fun. And forever more I know Machete doesn't text he improvises lol

 

[The ill Jedi]

Saw this today and thought it was awesome. Danny Trejo was brilliant and the rest of the cast was awesome as well.

...I am officially in lust with Michele Rodriguex...

And Lohan gets naked

and

It's weird, I never really found M-Rod to be all that attractive, but I thought she was smokin' in this (and Avatar) one, her body looked fantastic. It was good to see LiLo back on the big screen as well, hopefully this'll get her career going in the right direction again.

 

[Biojex]

Saw this today and I really liked it...Machete really does improvise ...who needs rope.

 

[shipwreck82]

6/10 ... could have been a lot better