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CaptainCaveTroll
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Now that the LOTR line is ending, some of you are going to have to move on from your virtual girlfriends and find something that has a pulse.
I have spent a few hours looking for things that can give you a good starting point and make you irresistable to the female of the species.
First of all here is a nice LOTR vest:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISA...90327&rd=1
Not really getting away from the dorkness but it's a start. It comes in dirty grey/horrible green combination with a lovely Lord of the Rings emblem. If you weren't picked on before, you will be now.
The next thing is to smell the part. We all know how charming Diesel has been on the board and what better chance could you have than smelling like the man himself.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISA...19554&rd=1
Diesel has kindly donated his 'essence' into this small bottle and it is guarenteed to drive the ladies wild (and the men if you swing that way).
Finally, everyone know's that a nice pair of shoes say a lot about the wearer. Here are just the thing:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISA...48172&rd=1
Whe you walk in wearing these, you are making a real statement. You'll be adored by the biker chicks, fishermen and followers of the Third Reich.
All you need now is a few chat-up lines, extensive plastic surgery and to find a female who is blind and has no taste.
Good luck hunting!!!
I have spent a few hours looking for things that can give you a good starting point and make you irresistable to the female of the species.
First of all here is a nice LOTR vest:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISA...90327&rd=1
Not really getting away from the dorkness but it's a start. It comes in dirty grey/horrible green combination with a lovely Lord of the Rings emblem. If you weren't picked on before, you will be now.
The next thing is to smell the part. We all know how charming Diesel has been on the board and what better chance could you have than smelling like the man himself.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISA...19554&rd=1
Diesel has kindly donated his 'essence' into this small bottle and it is guarenteed to drive the ladies wild (and the men if you swing that way).
Finally, everyone know's that a nice pair of shoes say a lot about the wearer. Here are just the thing:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISA...48172&rd=1
Whe you walk in wearing these, you are making a real statement. You'll be adored by the biker chicks, fishermen and followers of the Third Reich.
All you need now is a few chat-up lines, extensive plastic surgery and to find a female who is blind and has no taste.
Good luck hunting!!!