Would you buy a 1:6 Nativity Scene by Sideshow?

[Balsquat]

I remember this thread!!

The answer is still no!

 

[Cheungkinmen]

I remember this thread!!

The answer is still no!

.

 

[Fason]

id rather give that money to needy people. i feel guilty enough buying statues of movie characters...money on an expensive nativity scene is not cool...

 

[Darthrazz]

THe only way it would work is if Sideshow made a regular and exclusive version.....Baby Jesus is the exclusive limited to only 750.

 

[DeltaForceChung]

Only under the following conditions . . .

1. Joseph is sculpted as Ryan Reynolds.

2. Mary is sculpted as Kim Kardashian.

3. The three wise men are Moe, Larry, & Curly from The Three Stooges.

4. Baby Jesus is Justin Bieber.

5. You have Donkey from SHREK with a stripper dancing in front of him.

6. You have a 1:6 Satan figure with a flamethrower about torch the entire nativity.

Only then will I buy one.

 

[Mesa]

Can I change my vote? I'd buy the above nativity scene in a heartbeat.

 

[Morinth]

I would probably want the figures, but to be something other than Mary/Joseph/Jesus, so yeah, why not? I like historical-ish stuff, and you don't get more ish than this. Can I also get a young Pontius Pilate and Roman Emperor Tiberius?

 

[iampoch]

I'd get one. I mean it's no different than buying those Nativity statues anyway. But I'd buy one only if it doesn't cost a bundle. Otherwise, it's still those porcelain statues for me.

 

[The Craw]

pffft......religion.

 

[King Darkness]

Zombies

 

[Darthrazz]

Zombies

If you watch the Passion of Christ backwards, it's about this group of religious fanatics who bring a bloody dead man back to life using a crucifix, then the zombie goes around talking to good people and turning them into materialistic bastards.

 

[DeltaForceChung]

SO . . .

Jesus was a zombie . . . or a re-animated corpse . . . or a living dead.

 

[Darthrazz]

SO . . .

Jesus was a zombie . . . or a re-animated corpse . . . or a living dead.

ONLY...if you watch the movie backwards.

 

[barryo]

i just want to go on record as saying that the idea of a zombie nativity is

damn, i never did finish what i was going to say for the record..........

now i forgot..........

 

[karamazov80]

1/6th Santa and zombie reindeer for him to fight would be pretty cool. With nativity scene going on in the background, of course.

 

[Morinth]

Of course Jesus was an undead if you take the accounts at face value. Maybe God is a lich?

I suspect it's more of a "Weekend at Bernie's" scenario though, those wacky Apostles were always pulling shenanigans like that.

 

[turtlepower73]

nope , the day this happens will be the day i quit collecting there crap(alsome)..collectibles.

 

[Rock83]

"muuuuuuh..."
"Ssssssssshhhh..."

 

[The Mike]

Goddamn I was funny back in 2009.....what happened? :

 

[DeltaForceChung]

Goddamn I was funny back in 2009.....what happened? :

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