Who wants to make Star Wars Uncut!

[Bamboota]

God these people suck. I mean, whats so uncut about it? They're just reshooting the movie.....be creative people!

I guess it's called uncut becuz anything goes.....whatever people come up with...i still think it's brilliant and fun idea!

 

[**16k**]

To make the best Star Wars uncut you need to...

1- Ditch Lucas and take a real director (hint: Cameron)
2- Make it dirty and gritty (hint: Alien and sequels)
3- Go back through time and kill Lucas BEFORE he tackles the new trilogy (hint: send a Terminator to do the job... Knock knock!!... Yes?... George Lucas?...Yes!... Bang, bang!!)

EDIT: Oh, and I was forgetting! Organize an Ewok genocide!

 

[CelticPredator]

I guess it's called uncut becuz anything goes.....whatever people come up with...i still think it's brilliant and fun idea!

Yeah, but no one is utilizing it. They're just redooing the movie. No fun.

I'm just bitter that this thread came up AFTER everyone grabbed the clips....

 

[Bamboota]

a couple more are done!

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[tomandshell]

That Alvaro one is hilarious.

I'm ticked that I missed the chance to get in on this...

 

[The Craw]

i like the dog as chewie.

 

[jungle jom]

I've got a (really really really) bad feeling about this.....

 

[CelticPredator]

It sucks. This whole thing sucks. None of the people get the word "UNCUT".

When I see that, I expect Leia having buttsex with Chewie, and 3PO joining in. R2D2 pleasuring Leia in the hidden floor in the falcon.

Not some guy cheaply remaking the movie!

 

[Entropy]

That Alvaro one is hilarious.

I'm ticked that I missed the chance to get in on this...

I agree. I like the stop motion one and the one those meth addicts did as well.

It sucks. This whole thing sucks. None of the people get the word "UNCUT".

When I see that, I expect Leia having buttsex with Chewie, and 3PO joining in. R2D2 pleasuring Leia in the hidden floor in the falcon.

Not some guy cheaply remaking the movie!

Glad you didn't get any scenes. I think this "uncut" idea is based off of the famous homemade remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark some kids took years to complete.

 

[CelticPredator]

LOL.

But still...i'd love to make the sand people scene super violent. Thats what I want to see.

 

[Bamboota]

2 more! These are HORRIIIBBBLLLEEE!! lol!! But at least everyones having fun!! I'm recording mine next week!

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[The Craw]

It sucks. This whole thing sucks. None of the people get the word "UNCUT".

When I see that, I expect Leia having buttsex with Chewie, and 3PO joining in. R2D2 pleasuring Leia in the hidden floor in the falcon.

Not some guy cheaply remaking the movie!

that's seriously what you think of when you hear "Uncut"??? man, you need some therapy.

 

[DinoLast]

Is this the kinda thing you were hoping for CelticP?
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[Entropy]

I like the puppet one and the creepy man Leia one too.

 

[Bamboota]

Is this the kinda thing you were hoping for CelticP?
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lol!! i love the fact that he has an Ipod!!! LOL!look at his boob!

 

[Bamboota]

I managed to snag a couple scenes. Should be fun.

awesome! looking forward to see what you come up with!

That Alvaro one is hilarious.

I'm ticked that I missed the chance to get in on this...

Yeah, but no one is utilizing it. They're just redooing the movie. No fun.

I'm just bitter that this thread came up AFTER everyone grabbed the clips....

This is from the website!
Once the upgrade is final u can snag one!!READ


Upgrades this weekend!

Thank you everyone for their kind words and feedback. The initial release of Star Wars: Uncut was to test the waters to see the level interest from the internet community. I’m thrilled by the amount of attention it has received and by the pure excitement everyone has to get involved.

This weekend, I will be releasing an upgraded version of Star Wars: Uncut. It will allow a lot more people to join in on the fun. This means there will be multiple versions of each scene where fans will be able to choose their favorite version. I’ll spare you the techinical details of how it will work right now, but I just wanted to let everyone know that they still have a chance to participate!

Just imagine being able to watch Star Wars a completely different way every you time you watch it. I can’t wait.

 

[Bamboota]

NEW ONES:
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[DinoLast]

The Death Star Trench one is by far the most amazing I have seen. It will take some beating.

That Hippo one gets lost in translation at the end. I'm trying to hear the dialogue at the end and thinking, WTF

 

[CelticPredator]

This is from the website!
Once the upgrade is final u can snag one!!READ


Upgrades this weekend!

Thank you everyone for their kind words and feedback. The initial release of Star Wars: Uncut was to test the waters to see the level interest from the internet community. I’m thrilled by the amount of attention it has received and by the pure excitement everyone has to get involved.

This weekend, I will be releasing an upgraded version of Star Wars: Uncut. It will allow a lot more people to join in on the fun. This means there will be multiple versions of each scene where fans will be able to choose their favorite version. I’ll spare you the techinical details of how it will work right now, but I just wanted to let everyone know that they still have a chance to participate!

Just imagine being able to watch Star Wars a completely different way every you time you watch it. I can’t wait.

YES. This is awesome.

 

[CelticPredator]

I got a scene! Sick.


It'll be gory as hell.