Dorgmal Snow
Super Freak
Ahh many of us mortals have been concerned as the the where abouts of Master Vivisect the Seamstress hairy god of the boards...
Well.... he will be back soon... he has not been involved in a nasty sewing machine mishap!
But alas he has not been to well.
I will keep it brief...
Whilst out on his push bicycle down the side of a very steep mountain he was distracted by an unusual rock formation that looked like Princess Leia in a gold bikini. Naturally he was distracted for a moment and the track in front of him completely disappeared only to be replaced by an enormous amount of smooth blueness and silence. Hey thought Bill it feels like I am flying!! I need a flying hat so he whipped out his sewing machine and set about a flying helmet as he hurtled in to great blue yonder. Bill sudenly realised whilst trying to thread his needle that he had in fact cycled off the edge of the cliff and now heading downwards at 150mph. Hummm this is not good... certain dome he thought... but no no no lucky he was saved Hooray.... by a 12 foot very prickly cactus..... fortunately he did not bounce of the side he managed to catch the cactus with his thighs.
He then spent the next few days having large needles removed from his personage...
this was some time ago and since then he has discovered that he damaged his back also.... has been wacked out on pain killers for quite some time.
He is now on the mean and will be back with us shortly
I am sure folks would like to wish him a speedy recovery. He is greatly missed. Those of you waiting for stuff or replies to pms please be patient.
Take it easy Bill.
Mark
p.s. for those of you very concerned.. please rest easy his bicycle is fine just bumps and grazes.
Well.... he will be back soon... he has not been involved in a nasty sewing machine mishap!
But alas he has not been to well.
I will keep it brief...
Whilst out on his push bicycle down the side of a very steep mountain he was distracted by an unusual rock formation that looked like Princess Leia in a gold bikini. Naturally he was distracted for a moment and the track in front of him completely disappeared only to be replaced by an enormous amount of smooth blueness and silence. Hey thought Bill it feels like I am flying!! I need a flying hat so he whipped out his sewing machine and set about a flying helmet as he hurtled in to great blue yonder. Bill sudenly realised whilst trying to thread his needle that he had in fact cycled off the edge of the cliff and now heading downwards at 150mph. Hummm this is not good... certain dome he thought... but no no no lucky he was saved Hooray.... by a 12 foot very prickly cactus..... fortunately he did not bounce of the side he managed to catch the cactus with his thighs.
He then spent the next few days having large needles removed from his personage...
this was some time ago and since then he has discovered that he damaged his back also.... has been wacked out on pain killers for quite some time.
He is now on the mean and will be back with us shortly
I am sure folks would like to wish him a speedy recovery. He is greatly missed. Those of you waiting for stuff or replies to pms please be patient.
Take it easy Bill.
Mark
p.s. for those of you very concerned.. please rest easy his bicycle is fine just bumps and grazes.