What to do on a plane when you are seated next to an azz

[fosing]

*i'm just re-posting this prank/humor

What to do on a plane when you are seated next to a real ass


1. Take out your laptop.

2. Open your laptop very slowly.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then stare up at the heavens for a minute or so.

7. Breathe deeply and click on this site
https://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html


then look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

 

[Jen]

That would probably get you kicked off the plane these days.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

oh yeah you would get beaten and dragged outta the plane only to be met by state police / FBI / US Customs / HomeLand Security


Then you will get your ass beaten more , then you will get interrogated for 6 days , then you will end up in Guantanamo Bay , Then you will get your ass beat even more than before . Stripped naked and sprayed with a hose



Not a good idea

 

[Calcifer]

oh yeah you would get beaten and dragged outta the plane only to be met by state police / FBI / US Customs / HomeLand Security


Then you will get your ass beaten more , then you will get interrogated for 6 days , then you will end up in Guantanamo Bay , Then you will get your ass beat even more than before . Stripped naked and sprayed with a hose



Not a good idea

Yup! ...soooo worth it just to see the look on the guys face!

 

[barryo]

fart...................close thread............

 

[fosing]

jack bauer man handling imminent.

 

[Voorhees27]

oh yeah you would get beaten and dragged outta the plane only to be met by state police / FBI / US Customs / HomeLand Security


Then you will get your ass beaten more , then you will get interrogated for 6 days , then you will end up in Guantanamo Bay , Then you will get your ass beat even more than before . Stripped naked and sprayed with a hose



Not a good idea

Sounds like communism.

 

[EVILFACE]

Like Bullseye did and make them choke on a peanut.

 

[jonny88]

one of the guys from Jackass should try this and see what happens.

 

[nash]

please do it and let us know how it works out for you with your one phone call from jail.

 

[Maglor]

*i'm just re-posting this prank/humor

What to do on a plane when you are seated next to a real ass


1. Take out your laptop.

2. Open your laptop very slowly.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then stare up at the heavens for a minute or so.

7. Breathe deeply and click on this site
https://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html


then look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

Love it!



I watched the whole thing 'cos I wanted to know what happened at the end of the minute. It directed me here: https://www.find-a-bike.de/

 

[BuffyGirl]

It would still be hilarious. Jerks beside you deserve it. Now, for the general public who are being kind as your neighbor, do not.

 

[Solidus]

Wait, would this even work in a plane? How would you be able to access the internet when you're supposed to have your wi-fi turned off?

 

[The Ween]

It's just a joke!