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Devil_666

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Whats up fellas? I was wondering if any of you ever take a figure on the road with you?

I'm going to my beach house tonight with my girlfriend. Besides the beach during the day...the nights can be RREEAAALLLYY boring. I always enjoy her company but let's face it: she could never compare to the ultimate pleasure of playing around with a $200 Asian toy that breaks faster than a teenage motorist on the road for the first time in driver's ed. And after living together for 5 years....It's just another night for me except I have no internet access to watch porn/shamefully pleasure myself to while crying. It's that time of the month too sooo.. I'll be avoiding that leaking hole like a lazy plumber. I won't be checking out that bloody hole like the doctors ignoring bullet wounds during JFK's autopsy. Last thing I need/want is for my weiner to look like Sissy Spacek in Carrie.

There's only one tv at the house, and like my gaming/movie tv it is NOT HD, and there are no dvd players or game systems. Night lift can be kind of boring for me (lifting things in the night is NOT fun), so I thought about taking one of my HT Preds. Berserker most likely, because like his name implies he's crazy when it comes to parties compared to the likes of say a Pred like Guardian (who just wants to protect stuff), or Wolf (who just gets wasted and eats everything). However, I'm not too sure yet...because I've never taken one of my Hot Toys figures out of the house before. Not sure how they'll act outside. Heck they rarely even see any of the other rooms in my house, besides my loft/shame room where my collection hides away from judgmental eyes.

I just figured I'd post this topic, and see what reactions I get. I'm not leaving untill around 3 or 4, so I am as of yet undecided. What do you guys think? Any experiences/thoughts to share?
 
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If melting down those silly Hot Toys Iron Man figures into condoms, then yes, I take them out of the house.
 
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If melting down those silly Hot Toys Iron Man figures into condoms, then yes, I take them out of the house.

I don't recommend that. I melted down all my Hot Toys figures into condoms and about a week after using them, my _____ fell off and disintegrated.
 
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