Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[joebizz34]

As long as we don't get Eopie's farting and Jedi's twirling their sabers without hitting anything, I'll probably be happy.


Wait, Jar Jar is likely dead at this point, right?

I actually hope not. If JJ really wants to get on the fans good side fast, the opening scene of this new movie should show Jar Jar getting decapitated. Then all will be right for the rest of the movie.

 

[Mad Old Lu]

Interesting, then shouldn't the tittle be The Dark Side awakens?

I like it!

 

[Khev]

Maybe the title refers to my suggested opening for the new movie:

They just need to start the new movie with Luke waking up with a start and Leia coming to his bedside.

"What is it?"

"I had...a vision. Of events that took place before we were born. The last Jedi Council, my father as a young man, soldiers cloned from Boba Fett, and our mother dying minutes after we were born."

"It wasn't a vision Luke, just a bad dream. That bounty hunter from Cloud City has no connection to the Republic and I told you on Endor that I have memories of our mother. She didn't die right after I was born."

"Oh yeah. Well good then because it was all very disturbing."

And then the series continues with no further mention of midichlorians or any other PT nonsense..

 

[greygoose]

Wait, Jar Jar is likely dead at this point, right?

You'd hope so!

 

[jye4ever]

Dang, 30+ years and its just getting around to waking up.

 

[Wor-Gar]

 

[RIDDICK]

Anybody who played the Force Unleashed had a heck of a good time, much better than watching attack of the clones.

Eh, you've ruined your point with this sentence.
FU is worse than every bad PT thing combined together.

 

[jye4ever]

Episode 8: The Force Naps.

 

[jye4ever]

I'm confused, why is Luke The First Avenger again?

 

[ZaCHw117]

I'm confused, why is Luke The First Avenger again?

i thought he was the joker?

 

[greygoose]

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[myc]

I think title is quite ok .. if you consider luke was the only jedi left... nothing.. for more then 20-30 years.. something awakens ... I think it will match the plot quite good

 

[rushmore223]

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A Cat could never be a Jedi, they are too evil. Which is why the bottom animation is correct and the pic is a LIE!

 

[Khev]

The Force Awakens is boring. They should have called it:

"Star Wars Les Jeux Sont Faits, Translation: The Game is Up, Your Ass is Mine."

 

[adambadadam]

Maybe the title refers to my suggested opening for the new movie:

Yup...just keep tellin' yourself that. Now cry yourself back to sleep while you write your non-existent EU fan-fiction

 

[Python]

Eh, you've ruined your point with this sentence.
FU is worse than every bad PT thing combined together.

Point stands, that last bit was personal opinion, I loved the Force unleashed.

 

[RIDDICK]

I loved the Force unleashed.

It's fine to have some guilty pleasure.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

Guesses on the title of the porn spoof? I'm going with "Sex Wars: The Force Awakens In My Pants"

Come on kara, this ain't The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

Star Whores: The F--- Awakens.

I like porn.

 

[greygoose]

Which is why the bottom animation is correct and the pic is a LIE!

That was kind of the point.

 

[Wor-Gar]

In keeping with Lame Titles for the 1st trilogy episode...

A New Hope
The Phantom Menace
The Force Awakens


The real problem will come with Episode IX...

Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith

...?