Poll: Chuck Norris vs Time Travel Chuck Norris

[Lejuan]

If Chuck Norris could travel back in time and fight himself, who would win: the older, more experienced Norris, or the younger, fitter Norris?

 

[Solidus]

Older Norris. This edited YouTube clip shows the extent of his God-like powers....

[ame]https://youtu.be/Kr_X10iYeP8[/ame]

 

[Zen Mutiny]

Younger Chuck: Chuck Norris is so badass, even his older, more experienced self cannot beat him.

 

[barryo]

****........read thread title too quick.............thought it was morris day and the time vs. Chuck norris...........



Btw.........morris day FTW.........well in a sing off anyway.......

 

[Snake Plissken]

[ame]https://youtu.be/wfONNfAjyrc[/ame]

 

[ebor]

DRAW, by simultaneous round house kick.

Nothing can defeat Chuck Norris. Nope not even himself.

 

[Solidus]

Younger Chuck: Chuck Norris is so badass, even his older, more experienced self cannot beat him.

But, younger Chuck was killed by Bruce Lee.

[ame]https://youtu.be/Isnu0wtZHGc[/ame]

 

[Zen Mutiny]

DRAW, by simultaneous round house kick.

Nothing can defeat Chuck Norris. Nope not even himself.

I's a paradox. Also, the force of the simultaneous impact of their roundhouse kicks created the universe in the explosion that we now know as The Big Bang.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Chuck Norris fluffers need to pass away.

 

[ebor]

Chuck Norris fluffers need to pass away.

Only when Chuck Norris gives His permission.

 

[Lejuan]

What if older Norris landed a roundhouse kick on younger Norris and broke his leg? Then he'd suddenly be carrying an old injury that he didn't have when he started the fight.

 

[Zen Mutiny]

Chuck Norris fluffers need to pass away.

Ssshhhh. Chuck Norris might hear you.

 

[K07]

Now THIS is a versus read done right!

I miss Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[Solidus]

Chuck Norris fluffers need to pass away.

 

[Solidus]

What if older Norris landed a roundhouse kick on younger Norris and broke his leg? Then he'd suddenly be carrying an old injury that he didn't have when he started the fight.

You've created a time paradox!!

 

[fosing]

no paradox.

they'd end up ****ing each other.

trust me.

 

[lerath666]

Old martial artists who stay practiced, are terrifying.
Old Norris.

 

[Lejuan]

Old Norris would also have the advantage of having fought himself before. Um, I think.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

I like turtles

 

[Lejuan]

My thread got turtled