Ninja Assassin

[Kuzeh]

Man, this was probably the worst film I've seen this year. I've never been so bored in an action movie. Rain has the charisma of an eggplant but not as many expressions. The action sequences were gratuitously bloody (nothing wrong with that) but the CG blood got ridiculous looking after awhile. And you can't follow the action at all - they aren't lit well and are cut really poorly.

There is no real story and the female lead is as miscast as Rain.

Gotta disagree with you on this one!!!
Amazing movie!! NINJAS are back!!!! !!!

Oh and Sho Kosugi rocks!!!

 

[dragonsleeper]

Who cares about the plot..it's ninjas! The opening sequence is brilliant...

 

[vader70450]

Who cares about the plot..it's ninjas! The opening sequence is brilliant...

 

[CelticPredator]

Plot was lame....but the movie was kickass. Awesome to the ????ing max. Best violent action movie of the year.

 

[plasmid303]

I saw this last friday. I have no idea how anyone would feel okay with spending money on this.

 

[CelticPredator]

Because I want to see people get cut to ????, and lotsa gore and stuff.....lol. Its not a good movie at all. Like TF2, its just fun. Stupid fun.

 

[Kuzeh]

Because I want to see people get cut to ????, and lotsa gore and stuff.....lol. Its not a good movie at all. Like TF2, its just fun. Stupid fun.

I beg to differ... Ninja Assasin was awesome fun...
TF2 wasn't stupid fun, it was just plain stupid...

 

[Kuzeh]

Ninja Assassin reviewed by Ask a Ninja!!! !!!

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[CelticPredator]

No, it was pretty stupid.

The entire plot made no sense. His reason for revenge didnt work at all...

But I delt. There was lotsa violence, and cool moments. Thats all I wanted.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

Ninja Assassin reviewed by Ask a Ninja!!! !!!

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Lol...didn't know he was still making videos.

 

[Bamboota]

I give it a 8/10......the plot was stupid...the acting was meh.....but the blood , gore and fight choreography made up for all that!!

It was hella fun!!!! And the main character is fawking hawt!

 

[tylerdurden]

laughably obvious digital blood in a supposedly ultraviolent ninja movie = fail.

 

[Bamboota]

laughably obvious digital blood in a supposedly ultraviolent ninja movie = fail.

I think they wanted the blood to look digital and vibrant. So ur comment = fail.

 

[tnaig001]

watched it. loved it. i agree his acting may not be stellar but I thought the plot was plausible enough.

People rebel over time, when they are forced to give up or compromise what they hold dear.

I'm not sure it was all revenge, it could be revenge + desire to be truly free again.

my 2 cents

 

[SanShouXMA]

Saw the movie Monday and it was good. Not great but good. The acting was like everyone said, not so good. But the action was great. I guess I'm the only one who thought there was too much gore. Not a big fan of gory movies but I liked this movie a lot. Not going to give it an A+ but maybe an A -.

 

[occulum]

I give it a 8/10......the plot was stupid...the acting was meh.....but the blood , gore and fight choreography made up for all that!!

It was hella fun!!!! And the main character is fawking hawt!

looks like he's wearing a bra

 

[uscmhicks]

looks like he's wearing a bra

thats what I thought.

 

[Bamboota]

U guys are just jealous!!!

 

[King Darkness]

Good movie, nothing great or memorable, but worth a watch.

 

[Kuzeh]

If we get deep into it, there's plenty of problems with it... but come on!
We're talking Ninjas here!! !!