Mr. Peanut dead at 104

[Captain Clown]

”It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most,” the Estate of Mr. Peanut posted on Twitter on Wednesday.

The footage of his selfless sacrifice:

 

[FlyAndFight]

Peanut butter now?

 

[Captain Clown]

Peanut butter now?

R. I. P.eanut

 

[BurningRage]

Poured some planters for my homie

 

[ebor]

Don't worry the Peanut will be back, just more 'woke'...

Maybe a non gender specific version genetically engineered to be hypo-allergenic...

 

[The Buffinator]

Peanut butter now?

The joke on SNL's Weekend Update was that, in accordance with his wishes, he was cremated...

 

[Matt S]

I cried when he died. I love Peanut Butter a little too much


Damn, I need a life. lol


Unrelated: How desperate is Wesley Snipes for money these days?

 

[Frank]

So disappointed he decided to go the infantilization route. I fully expect a #MeToo on him within the next year. Truly a shell of his former self.

 

[automaton]

the news of his passing absolutely a-salted my senses.

 

[Captain Clown]

 

[Frank]

This won't end well...