BadMoon
Demi G0D Overseer
Word! I am pretty drunk right now. Time to start a thread about it. Or was there one? I can't seem to find it because I am now intoxicated. Weird. 
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McHavyck
Super Freak
It was there earlier until someone derailed it.
True story.
I raise one to you, my Brother.
What are you drinking?
True story.
I raise one to you, my Brother.
What are you drinking?
Skiman
Super Freak
Damn our drunk thread was decapitated!!! 
BadMoon
Demi G0D Overseer
Cheers to all of mmy drunkin frineds! I love you all! 
BadMoon
Demi G0D Overseer
Damn our drunk thread was decapitated!!!
Nahhh! Just some noob came to play. Then a mod came in and rather than do their job decided to delete the whole thing. No matter, I get lazy at work too.
Kabukiman
Greatest Person Ever
It really bugs me when a Blu-Ray disc or a DVD boasts "Includes Digital Copy!!!"
I mean, the disc itself is digital already. It's not a ^^^^ing record. Are they selling analog Blu-Rays? No. They are not. ^^^^ 'em.
I mean, the disc itself is digital already. It's not a ^^^^ing record. Are they selling analog Blu-Rays? No. They are not. ^^^^ 'em.
Mesa
Super Freak
Version 2.0 ^^^^^es. New and improved, and very fitting, as I'm about to scare off any snoopy neighbors and go skinny dipping in my pool alone.
But it's all good, I am DRUNLK.
But it's all good, I am DRUNLK.
Kabukiman
Greatest Person Ever
I mean, it's already ^^^^ing digital. Whoever heard of an analog Blu-Ray? wtf? Are they stupid? Do they think we're stupid? Is it time for a class-action lawsuit?
Version 2.0 ^^^^^es. New and improved, and very fitting, as I'm about to scare off any snoopy neighbors and go skinny dipping in my pool alone.
But it's all good, I am DRUNLK.
Deckard
Super Freak
Drank some scotch tonite, and I just got back from my first strip club, my friends talked me into going. I feel like a Senator now.
Mesa
Super Freak
"FIRST" strip club? Happy 18th or 21st birthday!!!!
Me, I don't really care for most strip clubs. I'll go to watch and tip $20 in singles, but that's all they'll get me for now after learning a hard lesson or two. Waste a money and some really low quality greedy women. The last one I was in, in Vegas, I was forcefully removed from after trying to prevent my buddy from dropping $300+ for going into the "champagne room." No kidding. I had strippers and bouncers escorting me out of the place. Glitter Gulch in Old town Vegas, I'm not allowed back. I only did so because I had made the same stupid mistake a couple years ago, except it only cost me around $300; I think my friend paid at least another hundred on top of that. And nothing happened, other than my buddy had little money to gamble the rest of the weekend.
"FIRST" strip club? Happy 18th or 21st birthday!!!!
Me, I don't really care for most strip clubs. I'll go to watch and tip $20 in singles, but that's all they'll get me for now after learning a hard lesson or two. Waste a money and some really low quality greedy women. The last one I was in, in Vegas, I was forcefully removed from after trying to prevent my buddy from dropping $300+ for going into the "champagne room." No kidding. I had strippers and bouncers escorting me out of the place. Glitter Gulch in Old town Vegas, I'm not allowed back. I only did so because I had made the same stupid mistake a couple years ago, except it only cost me around $300; I think my friend paid at least another hundred on top of that. And nothing happened, other than my buddy had little money to gamble the rest of the weekend.
lol wtf were you guys doing in Glitter Gultch? That's like low-end in Vegas standards.
You aint seen nothing yet until youve been to Spearmint Rhino.
That place is like a candy store man. every where you look.....
Mesa
Super Freak
lol wtf were you guys doing in Glitter Gultch? That's like low-end in Vegas standards.
You aint seen nothing yet until youve been to Spearmint Rhino.
That place is like a candy store man. every where you look.....
It was our first night in Vegas, and I wanted to go downtown to find a loose hold 'em table. I had won a couple hundred at the place directly across the street (forget the name) and as we were leaving that casino, he recommended it. It was $20 to get in, and that included two, what turned out to be, STIFF drinks, so I figure can't hurt to spend another $20 to look at naked women for another hour or two before heading back.
Mesa
Super Freak
We get in the place, and immediately after seeing the first dancer, I'm thinking, "this is why the cover price included two free drinks." The second dancer wasn't any better, but after a good double jack/coke, things started to look better. But these strippers were more aggressive than any other strip bar I've been into. We all know it's typical that if your in a strip club, you're going to be asked for a dance, and typically you can be nice about saying that you don't want one just yet. These girls were very persistent in getting you to go in the back room, and after a couple of times of telling the same girl(s) no, they got rude. Turned me off right there. And I swear to god, some poor little thing that was probably barely 18, with absolutely no "dance" experience got on the stage, dis a twirl, and then started snapping her garter in my face and waited patiently. Don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with a girl trying, but this scene was just plain pathetic. I tipped a couple bucks out of pity, I'm sorry to say, and then she switched legs and snapped her other garter in my face. I was tight with my money after that until some quality got on the stage.
Deckard
Super Freak
"FIRST" strip club? Happy 18th or 21st birthday!!!!
Ha, Tbh I'm 23 but I had a gf for about 3 years who wouldn't have been cool with that sort of thing.
It was insane even by strip club standards, I really don't think I could even get into what was going down.
I just hope the glitter and stripper smell will wash out.
Mesa
Super Freak
Didn't let it bum my experience out too much as the stage show got better. My buddy gets asked for a dance, he agrees, and he gets led in the back, it's around 2:40, closing time is 3:00. At 2:55 I go look for him, thinking 15 minutes is plenty to get a good lap dance, and I find him bakc by the cashiers window, wallet in hand.
Scene looks exactly what I did about 5 or 6 years earlier for a bachelor party for a different buddy. I go up to my friend, ask what he's doing, he says, "I'm just having fun man." The guy behjind the window hands him the credit card slip. I tell him not to sign it, get your money back, and leave and sleep it off. We were extremely hammered at this point. That's when the strippers started asking me "Why won't you let your friend have fun?" "What's wrong with you?" Greedy tricks. They put their hands on me and started to puch me away from my friend, along with a bouncer, away from the pay window and away from my friend. As soon as they touch me, I imediately say, "dont' touch me, I'm just talking to my friend." At this point, the greedy strippers step aside and let another bouncer take thier place. My friend isn't doing a damn thing to see my point of view. Again, we were very hammered, but I hold my liquor well, my buddy not so much. The bouncers start to push me out, and I begin to yell, "Don't ^^^^ing touch me. I'm not causing a scene, I was just talking to my friend, and now i'm leaving." Surprisingly, they let go and let me walk out without being thrown out, of which each of them were very capable.
Scene looks exactly what I did about 5 or 6 years earlier for a bachelor party for a different buddy. I go up to my friend, ask what he's doing, he says, "I'm just having fun man." The guy behjind the window hands him the credit card slip. I tell him not to sign it, get your money back, and leave and sleep it off. We were extremely hammered at this point. That's when the strippers started asking me "Why won't you let your friend have fun?" "What's wrong with you?" Greedy tricks. They put their hands on me and started to puch me away from my friend, along with a bouncer, away from the pay window and away from my friend. As soon as they touch me, I imediately say, "dont' touch me, I'm just talking to my friend." At this point, the greedy strippers step aside and let another bouncer take thier place. My friend isn't doing a damn thing to see my point of view. Again, we were very hammered, but I hold my liquor well, my buddy not so much. The bouncers start to push me out, and I begin to yell, "Don't ^^^^ing touch me. I'm not causing a scene, I was just talking to my friend, and now i'm leaving." Surprisingly, they let go and let me walk out without being thrown out, of which each of them were very capable.
Mesa
Super Freak
I left the place peacefully, actually flagged down a bikecop on the strip asking if I could do anything to help my friend from getting rolled. Again, I was HAMMERED as this point, but was sitting peacefully on the wall waiting for my buddy. The bikecop explained to me that there wasn't a damn thing I could do if he was willingly spending the money and not being held against his will. Which totally made sense at that pooint, finally. the cop and I talked for at least another 15 or 20 minutes, he saw I was no threat and went on his way, and I then went to play poker at the same place I had just won at. Once I got on the floor, realized no condition for cards, my buddy showed up 10 minutes later, thanked me for trying to prevent him from making a big mistake, but basically said he wanted to do it. I paid for the cab ride both ways that night. The next day, my buddy didn't talk about it much, and I come to find out it was $300 to start the dance and then tips from there. EXACTLY what happened to me a few years earlier and that I was trying to warn him against.
It was still a blast of a trip, and only cost me $40 that night at that place, so I had a blast, and a good story to share, but I know there are others here that have similar stories about getting rolled in a strip club.
It was still a blast of a trip, and only cost me $40 that night at that place, so I had a blast, and a good story to share, but I know there are others here that have similar stories about getting rolled in a strip club.
BadMoon
Demi G0D Overseer
Great story Mesa! Hopefully your friend learned himself a lesson.
Skiman
Super Freak
Yeah you learn from experience bro and ur friends will learn as well and if they don't what can you do...
My friends still party it up like it's 1999 and my grl hates it... and they are 5+ years older than me. Don't get me wrong there's a time and place and whenever I like to party I definitely go all out but not as often as every weekend or even every month.
Nice bros though they still call/text me up for every event.
My friends still party it up like it's 1999 and my grl hates it... and they are 5+ years older than me. Don't get me wrong there's a time and place and whenever I like to party I definitely go all out but not as often as every weekend or even every month.
Nice bros though they still call/text me up for every event.
