I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide!

[Captain Clown]

I'm going to regret this.

 

[jedijim3002]

There goes another one!

Hold your fire. There’s no lifeforms. It must have short circuited.

 

[tys1977]

That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here...
Bleep,chirp,brap
...........are you sure this thing is safe ?
chirp
....oh

 

[jedijim3002]

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold. The imperial senate will not distill for this. When they hear you’ve attacked a dip....

 

[tys1977]

Don't act so surprised, your Highness! You weren't on any mercy mission this time! Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies! I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you!

 

[xipotec]

I don’t know what your talking about, I am a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan..


Sent from the inside of a giant slug in outer space.....

 

[tys1977]

You are part of the rebel alliance ! and a traitor ! TAKE HER AWAY !...

 

[jedijim3002]

Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out it could generate sympathy for the rebellion and the senate.

 

[tys1977]

I have traced the rebel spies to her, now she is the only link to finding their secret base...

 

[Wor-Gar]

She'll die before she tells you anything.

 

[FlyAndFight]

That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.

 

[jedijim3002]

That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.

LOL!
Leave that to me. Send a distress signal. Then inform the senate that all aboard were killed.

 

[tys1977]

Lord Vader, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship...and no transmissions were made, an escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting but no life forms were aboard.

She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod, send a detachment down to retrieve them, see to it personally commander, there'll be no one to stop us this time...

Yes Sir...

* Cut to outside star destroyer over Tatooine, scene changes to planet surface and two droids walking towards us from an abandoned escape pod *

 

[QuiGonFishing]

How did we get into this mess? I really don’t know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.

You could be EXECUTED for this!

 

[Caped Baldy]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Oh ****. Wrong film.

 

[xipotec]

Where do you think you're going? Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier. What makes you think there are settlements over there?

Don’t get technical with me....


Sent from the inside of a giant slug in outer space.....

 

[QuiGonFishing]

I’ve got to rest before I fall apart. My joints are almost frozen.

What a desolate place this is...

Where do you think you're going? Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier. What makes you think there are settlements over there?

Don’t get technical with me....

What mission? What are you talking about?

I’ve just about had enough of you!

 

[earthdog]

Fine go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day nearsighted scrap pile

 

[JAWS]

and don;t let me catch you following for help because you wont get it.