China builds a better...sperm extraction machine.

[ProgMatinee]

https://now.msn.com/hands-free-sperm-extractor-machines-offered-to-donors-in-chinese-hospital

Where do we get one.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Mine got delivered a few months ago.


It's already *****ing that sex is all I want.

 

[The Ween]

What I find funny is that they need sperm donors. For what? They are limited on the children that they can have and their orphanages are full of babies, mostly girls, that no one wants.

 

[The Ween]

You can get this to go with it!

https://now.msn.com/sperm-cookbook-finally-available-for-your-e-reader

 

[Mr. EcKo]

If i could get one of those , i wouldn't need my girlfiend anymore .

Not that she does it enough for me anyways

 

[Solidus]

Ooooommmmggggg...

 

[crows]

they need to add a pair of boobs, this is not complete,

 

[fosing]

hah!

they are up for apple's lawsuit coming up.


...word on the street is that apple is releasing iWhack 1st quarter next year. complete with iOS 6 featuring pillow talk siri version.

 

[VS1976]

You can get this to go with it!

https://now.msn.com/sperm-cookbook-finally-available-for-your-e-reader

That's just not right.

 

[RyanSD]

"robotic junk-jerkers"

Pink and Grey messaging pipes!?!? Ummm.... what's the grey supposed to represent?

 

[cplhicks]

Damn Japan totally dropped the ball on this one.

Time to play catch up

 

[steven.giunta]

That is the most digusting thing I've ever seen!!!does anybody know were I can order one?

 

[The Ween]

hah!

they are up for apple's lawsuit coming up.


...word on the street is that apple is releasing iWhack 1st quarter next year. complete with iOS 6 featuring pillow talk siri version.

Have you seen the i***** toilet? It's shaped like Apple's Logo.

 

[crows]

hah!

they are up for apple's lawsuit coming up.


...word on the street is that apple is releasing iWhack 1st quarter next year. complete with iOS 6 featuring pillow talk siri version.

HA! if that was really happening I would become a Mac Fanboy in an instant,
(but only if it brings boobs)

 

[joshh]

I want this machine looks sick ! lmao.
a flesh light wouldnt be a bad idea neither..my fiancee lives 200 miles from me, so during lonely times.... lmao

 

[crows]

That is the most digusting thing I've ever seen!!!does anybody know were I can order one?

these type of suction toys are already available in your typical Pron store,
the idea is not that new, is something called the Bl0w j0b machine or something, recreates the feeling of a person's mouth,
it moves on its own and has a suction motion (lol that rhymed)
plugs in the wall
costs 99 bucks

 

[Cleveland_Brown]

They better have disposable massaging pipes or everyone using it after the last person could get syphilis

 

[Centurion]

This machine China is using is actually too loud, it's fastest setting is still way too slow, and is quite uncomfortable. This is what I was told.

 

[Centurion]

Pink and Grey messaging pipes!?!? Ummm.... what's the grey supposed to represent?

I know, that's strange.
It's suppose to be in the pink or in the stink.

 

[buzzybean]

Who's gonna tickle my balls now?

BB