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n the realm of comicdom, few characters are as hardcore as Wolverine. And in comic books, just as in reality, babes are attracted to hard core bad boys…As such, Wolverine has had more than his share of comic punani. Here are the top 13 of Wolverine's known superheroine conquests.
13. Domino
Formerly of X-Force, Domino's a pale skinned marksman mutant hottie with the ability to alter probability in her favor. Definitely one of the hottest mutants to come out of the gene pool…but…I'm not sure if I'd want to have Cable's sloppy seconds.
12. Silver Fox
Silver Fox was a Native Canadian Blackfoot who lived with Wolverine at the beginning of the 20th century while Wolverine was a frontiersman. They lived in a remote part of the Rockies in a secluded community. If the picture above is any indication, i can imagine they didn't leave the cabin much…
11. Mystique
She's blue. She sometimes has scales. She can change shape. Mystique is still hot. They got Rebecca Romijn-Stamos to play her in the movie, which should say it all right there. And I bet she could take roleplay to a whole other level…
10. Black Widow
Natasha Romanova (or Romanoff) has that Bond-girl spy sexuality coupled with a deadly look-at-me-and-I'll-kill-ya attitude that makes it worth it to any man to die for a night with her. As a spy, she's been around the block a few times, from the Winter Soldier to Tony Stark to Daredevil…Luckily for Wolvie, his healing factor gives him an extra edge.
9. Atsuko
Apparently, in Hiroshima, Japan, Logan is Japanese for pimp. At least, it must be according to Atsuko, who goes to bed with Wolverine within minutes of meeting him. There's something sexy about a girl in a kimono holding a katana, and even sexier when she drops the kimono and is wearing nothing underneath.
8. She-Hulk
This thought is pure comedy to me. She-Hulk's like 7 feet tall, and Wolvie's maybe 5'2. The imagery is just too much…Anyway, She-Hulk, in spite of her gamma-irradiated skin, is a model, a lawyer, and a kick ass heroine to boot. She's built like a bodybuilder but still has feminine curves (which I know is an oxymoron, but just go with it). I definitely can't blame Logan for climbing this mountain of woman…
7. Tyger Tiger
Former banker Jessica Hoan moved to Madripoor, became entangled in the criminal underworld and wound up ousting the existing crime boss with Wolverine's help. She adopted the moniker Tyger Tiger and, because she had at least some semblance of morals, Wolverine allowed her to rule the Madripoor criminal underworld. I'm willing to bet that she was also a Tiger in the sheets too…(yes, I went there. Sue me.)
6. Dazzler
Dazzler's probably one of the most publically known mutants in the Marvel Universe, as she used her abilities to create her own light show while performing as a singer. I'm sure it was the bright lights and her singing that made people stop and stare at her…And I'm sure that our favorite Canuck had an interest in her musical…assets…(another bad pun…i know, I know. It was out before I could stop it.)
5. Mariko Yashida
Engaged to Wolverine after he rescued her from an abusive man her father was forcing her to marry and eventually killing her father, who sought to kill him, Mariko Yashida suffered her death after trying to reconcile her clan to the side of right, thus winning back her honor so that she could marry Logan. She was poisoned by the leader of the Hand and asked Wolverine to grant her a quick death, which he did reluctantly. Yeah…unfortunately there's no real joke to be had here, so we're just gonna move on…
4. Viper
Also known as Madame Hydra, Viper brainwashed many of the women in Wolverine's life to force him to help her take over Madripoor. Reminding him of an old debt to their mutual mentor, Wolverine was forced to marry her and help her gain control as princess of the island. While no one, especially Wolvie, likes being used, I'm sure there had to be some benefits to this arrangement…especially when the opposing party looks like this…
13. Domino
Formerly of X-Force, Domino's a pale skinned marksman mutant hottie with the ability to alter probability in her favor. Definitely one of the hottest mutants to come out of the gene pool…but…I'm not sure if I'd want to have Cable's sloppy seconds.
12. Silver Fox
Silver Fox was a Native Canadian Blackfoot who lived with Wolverine at the beginning of the 20th century while Wolverine was a frontiersman. They lived in a remote part of the Rockies in a secluded community. If the picture above is any indication, i can imagine they didn't leave the cabin much…
11. Mystique
She's blue. She sometimes has scales. She can change shape. Mystique is still hot. They got Rebecca Romijn-Stamos to play her in the movie, which should say it all right there. And I bet she could take roleplay to a whole other level…
10. Black Widow
Natasha Romanova (or Romanoff) has that Bond-girl spy sexuality coupled with a deadly look-at-me-and-I'll-kill-ya attitude that makes it worth it to any man to die for a night with her. As a spy, she's been around the block a few times, from the Winter Soldier to Tony Stark to Daredevil…Luckily for Wolvie, his healing factor gives him an extra edge.
9. Atsuko
Apparently, in Hiroshima, Japan, Logan is Japanese for pimp. At least, it must be according to Atsuko, who goes to bed with Wolverine within minutes of meeting him. There's something sexy about a girl in a kimono holding a katana, and even sexier when she drops the kimono and is wearing nothing underneath.
8. She-Hulk
This thought is pure comedy to me. She-Hulk's like 7 feet tall, and Wolvie's maybe 5'2. The imagery is just too much…Anyway, She-Hulk, in spite of her gamma-irradiated skin, is a model, a lawyer, and a kick ass heroine to boot. She's built like a bodybuilder but still has feminine curves (which I know is an oxymoron, but just go with it). I definitely can't blame Logan for climbing this mountain of woman…
7. Tyger Tiger
Former banker Jessica Hoan moved to Madripoor, became entangled in the criminal underworld and wound up ousting the existing crime boss with Wolverine's help. She adopted the moniker Tyger Tiger and, because she had at least some semblance of morals, Wolverine allowed her to rule the Madripoor criminal underworld. I'm willing to bet that she was also a Tiger in the sheets too…(yes, I went there. Sue me.)
6. Dazzler
Dazzler's probably one of the most publically known mutants in the Marvel Universe, as she used her abilities to create her own light show while performing as a singer. I'm sure it was the bright lights and her singing that made people stop and stare at her…And I'm sure that our favorite Canuck had an interest in her musical…assets…(another bad pun…i know, I know. It was out before I could stop it.)
5. Mariko Yashida
Engaged to Wolverine after he rescued her from an abusive man her father was forcing her to marry and eventually killing her father, who sought to kill him, Mariko Yashida suffered her death after trying to reconcile her clan to the side of right, thus winning back her honor so that she could marry Logan. She was poisoned by the leader of the Hand and asked Wolverine to grant her a quick death, which he did reluctantly. Yeah…unfortunately there's no real joke to be had here, so we're just gonna move on…
4. Viper
Also known as Madame Hydra, Viper brainwashed many of the women in Wolverine's life to force him to help her take over Madripoor. Reminding him of an old debt to their mutual mentor, Wolverine was forced to marry her and help her gain control as princess of the island. While no one, especially Wolvie, likes being used, I'm sure there had to be some benefits to this arrangement…especially when the opposing party looks like this…
wolverine just pulled an R. Kelly 
