Star Wars: The Acolyte

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I stand corrected!

Dave_W said:

There are 2 types of SW fans when a new show airs...

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We're the two downstairs, happy we didn't have to watch it!

Holy crap that looks like ass.

Super cringe High Republic era with one lame ass looking sith apprentice.

She looks like the girl villain from Falcon and Winter Soldier lol

I love Carrie Moss but sheesh that looks awful.

I was expecting Andor but creepy!

Instead we got a Nancy Drew mystery.

jye4ever said:

Holy crap that looks like ass.

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But throwing your lightsaber propellor and hitting nothing but trees is so intimidating, lol.

"They're after the trees, stay away from the trees!"

Khev said:

But throwing your lightsaber propellor and hitting nothing but trees is so intimidating, lol.

"They're after the trees, stay away from the trees!"

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Holy crap! What an epic scene (from The Jerk, not the one from The Acolyte)

jye4ever said:

I was expecting Andor but creepy!

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Ever the optimist, huh? LOLOLOL

ZE_501 said:

Ever the optimist, huh? LOLOLOL

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Wait until you meet Oto-Gar lol

Congrats Acolyte showrunner lady whatever your name is but you just made BOBF rabbit interrogation and sweating Fett in diapers look more intimidating than both your Jedi cosplayers and Sith girl.

Hands down worse Sith design ever lol

jye4ever said:

Congrats Acolyte showrunner lady whatever your name is

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She looks nice. I'm sure we'd get along swimmingly if our paths were to ever cross.

Wut wut wut that’s..that’s…

Can’t wait for this girl to kill the head Jedi played by Dave Bautista!

Oh Pablo what did you go and do now…

jye4ever said:

Can’t wait for this girl to kill the head Jedi played by Dave Bautista!

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Their Schwartz is bigger than his....

Oh well at least I got this to look forward to..

The first and final opponents in Mike Tyson's Punch Out for the NES, lol.

Acolyte pitch: "Gimme something with a "Crouching Tiger, crap-Amazon Rings meets Eternals cologne-ad, fashion shoot with some wire-fu panto and loads of alphabet "representation" and, oh, we got that Moss woman for genre cred with the "older" fans. Be sure to include lots of visual "that looks cool (but doesn't make sense)" moments and a script that plays like a video game and yeah, be sure there's lotsa light sabers so the barely paying attention viewers go "Oh yeah, Star Wars"

Did I miss anything?
Easy pass.

What I ordered versus what I got.

chrisstbh said:

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Gross.

Khev said:

What I ordered versus what I got.

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Holy crap lol

Disney is doing it again.